17 Mom Always Says to Wear Your Helmet

CHAPTER SEVENTEEN MOM ALWAYS SAYS TO WEAR YOUR HELMET (WHEN YOU BECOME GIGANTIC AND SKATEBOARD ON A SCHOOL BUS) Franny carved her way around a tight turn and hurtled toward home. "This skateboarding is kind of fun," she said. "It's not nearly as hard as Freddy says it..." Franny bounced a wheel off the curb, breaking an axle and sending Franny flying. "...iiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!" she yelled as she tumbled through the air and landed on her front lawn with a very painful crash.

第十七章妈妈总是说要戴上头盔（当你在校车上变得巨大和滑板时）。弗兰妮在急转弯时奋力冲回家去。 “滑板很有趣，”她说。 “根本不像弗雷迪说的那么难……” 弗兰尼把一个轮子从路边弹了出去，折断了一个车轴，弗兰尼飞了起来。 “……哎哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟！”

Cupid landed at the end of Daffodil Street and stomped toward the stopped bus. He had an arrow all ready to go.

丘比特落在水仙花街的尽头，向停着的公共汽车走去。 他已经准备好了一支箭。

This looked like the end. Franny's head was spinning. She dragged herself in front of the bus and glowered defiantly. Cupid pulled back on the arrow and again took aim...

这看起来像是末日。弗兰妮头晕目眩。 她拖着身子走到公共汽车前面，挑衅地瞪着眼睛。 丘比特收回箭，再次瞄准……

...just as a mouthful of craggy, pointy teeth sank into his giant, squishy butt. Cupid howled and jumped, and the arrow intended for Franny missed her by an inch.

…就在这时，一口凹凸不平的尖牙塞进了他那又大又软的屁股里。 丘比特嚎叫着跳了起来，对准弗兰妮的箭差了一英寸。

As Cupid spun around, Franny saw Igor dangling from Cupid's sore pink rump. Igor had saved her. He had saved the kids on the bus.

当丘比特转过身来时，弗兰尼看到伊戈尔挂在丘比特粉红色的屁股上。 伊戈尔救了她。他救了巴士上的孩子们。

Cupid snatched Igor off his butt and threw him to the ground.

丘比特一把抓住伊戈尔的屁股，把他摔在地上。