12 Hey Meister, Watch the Keister

CHAPTER, TWELVE HEY MEISTER, WATCH THE KEISTER A loud CRUNCH woke Franny and she looked up. Way up. Through the hole in the ceiling she saw the moon in the early morning sky. It looked pinker and squishier than it ever had before. "Pinker? Squishier?" Wait a second, Franny thought. That's not the moon....

That's the biggest baby butt the world has ever seen.