12 Ham, I Am

CHAPTER TWELVE HAM, I AM Finally Franny walked solemnly across the room and washed snips of ham and smears of mustard off her hands in the sink. She sighed a deep, satisfied sigh and turned to gaze on her creation.

第十二章火腿，我是最后弗兰尼严肃地走过房间，在水池里洗掉手上的火腿片和芥末酱。 她深深地、满意地叹了口气，转身凝视着她的作品。

There, standing motionless in the middle of the classroom, was a giant monster thing made entirely of glistening, delicious bologna, salami, pickle loaf, and ham.

就在那里，一个巨大的怪物一动不动地站在教室中央，它完全由闪闪发光、美味可口的腊肠、意大利腊肠、泡菜面包和火腿制成。

The time had come to provide this creature with the awesome power source it would need to come alive. Franny grasped its salami nose and slid two batteries up its nostrils. "Awaken," she commanded. The creature's eyes slowly opened. It growled and looked at Franny. The kids clung to one another in fear. "The flagpole," Franny ordered, and the creature began walking stiffly toward the wall. With a mighty punch it smashed its way through and headed outside.

是时候给这只生物提供让它复活的强大能量源了。 弗兰妮抓住它的腊肠鼻，把两节电池塞进它的鼻孔。 “醒醒。”她命令道。那个生物的眼睛慢慢睁开了。 它咆哮着看着弗兰妮。 孩子们害怕得紧紧抱在一起。 “旗杆。”弗兰妮命令道，那家伙开始僵硬地朝墙走去。 它重重地一拳，破门而入，朝外面冲去。

"Bread!" Franny yelled, and the kids, following Franny's plan, began pushing the pile of bread over to the base of the flagpole. The Lunch-Meat Creature grabbed the pole and shook it. Miss Shelly screamed, and the kids gasped. "Shake harder!" Franny commanded. The Lunch-Meat Creature shook and shook until finally the Pumpkin-Crab Monster dropped Miss Shelly.

“面包!”弗兰尼喊道，孩子们按照弗兰尼的计划，开始把那堆面包推到旗杆的底部。 午餐肉怪物抓住杆子摇了摇。 雪莉小姐尖叫起来，孩子们倒吸了一口气。 “摇困难!”弗兰妮所吩咐的。 午餐肉怪物不停地摇晃，直到南瓜蟹怪物把雪莉小姐摔在地上。