Chapter 2

Chapter 2 I found the Chicken Squad flyer underneath my dog bowl this morning. I have been sharing a backyard with those four featherballs for two years. I already had all the information I needed about them, but you might not. Here's what you need to know:

今天早上我在我的狗碗下面发现了小鸡队的传单。 我和那四个小屁孩共用一个后院已经两年了。 我已经有了关于他们的所有信息，但你可能还没有。 以下是你需要知道的：

Dirt: Short, yellow, fuzzy Real Name: Peep Specialty: Foreign languages, math, colors, computer codes Sugar: Short, yellow, fuzzy Real Name: Little Boo Specialty: Breaking and entering, interrupting

土：短，黄，模糊真名：Peep专长：外语，数学，色彩，计算机代码Sugar：短，黄，模糊真名：Little Boo专长：擅闯民宅，打岔

Poppy: Short, yellow, fuzzy Real Name: Poppy Specialty: Watching the shoe (will explain later)

Poppy：短的，黄色的，毛茸茸的真名：Poppy特长：看鞋（稍后会解释）

Sweetie: Short, yellow, fuzzy Real Name: Sweet Coconut Louise Specialty: None that I can see They know trouble all right. They know how to cause it. Can they get you out of it? Not a chance. Will they make a heap of it if you leave them alone for more than two and a half minutes? You bet they will. And not the easy kind of trouble, either, like "Oops, I have a paper clip stuck in my nostril." The hard kind of trouble. The ransom-note, accidental-fire, wing-in-a-sling, my-brother-is-stuck-in-the-garden-hose kind of trouble.

小甜心：又矮又黄又毛茸茸的真名：甜椰子露易丝特长：我看不见它们都知道有麻烦。 他们知道如何引起它。 他们能帮你摆脱吗？ 不可能。如果你让他们独处超过两分半钟，他们会把它堆成一堆吗？ 当然他们会的。而且也不是那种简单的麻烦，比如“哎呀，我的鼻孔里卡了一个回形针。” 困难的那种麻烦。勒索信，意外火灾，挂在吊索里的翅膀，我哥哥被困在花园水管里之类的麻烦。

And they manage to make that kind of trouble almost every single day.

他们几乎每天都在制造这样的麻烦。