Chapter 2

Chapter 2 How was I supposed to know the twitchy squirrel was going to faint? I mean, sure, sometimes I chase him around the yard. Big deal. You'd do the same thing if you were a dog. Especially if you were bored out of your mind and had nothing to read. So yeah, the squirrel took one look at my mug and fainted. Like I mentioned, it's my job to keep the Chicken Squad and their mom, Moosh, safe and sound. I saw the squirrel walking into the chicken coop that afternoon, and I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't check it out. Moosh saw it too. She wouldn't be doing her job if she didn't check it out either. But Moosh and I have both been around long enough to know that squirrels are never up to anything good.

第二章我怎么知道那只抽搐的松鼠会晕倒呢？ 当然，有时候我会在院子里追他。 大不了的。如果你是狗，你也会这么做的。 尤其是当你无聊得要死，又无书可读的时候。 没错，松鼠看了我的杯子一眼就晕过去了。 就像我说的，我的工作是保证小鸡小队和他们的妈妈，木什的安全。 那天下午我看到那只松鼠走进了鸡笼，如果我不去检查一下，我就没法完成我的工作。 穆什也看到了。如果她不检查一下，她也没做好她的工作。 但木什和我都知道松鼠从来不会做什么好事。

"Now look what you did, J. J.," said Sugar, frowning at the squirrel stretched out on the floor. She did not look pleased. Poppy and Sweetie jumped out of the shoe to get a closer look. "It's so soft!" said Sweetie. "Can we keep it?" "Dead squirrels are boring," said Poppy. "I'll be in the shoe if you need me." Moosh burst into the coop, looked down at the squirrel, and rolled her eyes. "I'll handle it," she said. So there was only one thing left for me to do: go back to sleep.

“现在看看你做了什么，J。 休格说，皱着眉头看着躺在地板上的松鼠。 她看上去不太高兴。波比和小甜甜跳出鞋子，想近距离看一看。 “好软啊！”甜心说。 “我们能留着它吗？”“死松鼠很无聊，”波比说。 “如果你需要我，我就在鞋里。” 木什冲进鸡笼，低头看着松鼠，翻了个白眼。 “我来处理，”她说。 所以我只剩下一件事要做：回去睡觉。