03 President Penguin

CHAPTER THREE PRESIDENT PENGUIN Meanwhile, 4.6 billion miles away on the frozen surface of Pluto, someone else was feeling terrible, too. His name was President Penguin, and he was the leader of Pluto.

与此同时，46亿英里外，在冥王星冰冻的表面上，另一个人也感觉很糟糕。 他的名字是企鹅总统，他是冥王星的领袖。

President Penguin had just finished drinking his cup of ice cubes and had settled in to read his morning newspaper. Then he saw the headline: PLUTO NO LONGER A PLANET

企鹅主席刚刚喝完他那杯冰块，坐下来读晨报。 然后他看到了标题:冥王星不再是一颗行星

"What's THIS?!!?" cried President Penguin. "I think it's a newspaper," said his guard Clancy. "Yep," said his other guard Nigel. "That's a newspaper, all right." "OF COURSE IT'S A NEWSPAPER, YOU NINCOMPOOPS!" President Penguin screamed. "I'm talking about this HEADLINE!"

企鹅主席叫道:“这是什么?!!?” “我想是一份报纸。”他的警卫克兰西说。 “是的，”他的另一个守卫奈杰尔说。 “那是一份报纸，没错。” “当然是报纸，你们这些笨蛋!”企鹅总统尖叫起来。 “我说的是这个标题!”

President Penguin read the story out loud. "'Scientists from Squeakyville declare that Pluto is not a planet after all. It is too small and too far away from the sun. Pluto has been renamed a gassy ice dwarf."'

企鹅总统大声朗读了这个故事。 “来自Squeakyville的科学家宣布冥王星根本不是行星。 它太小了，离太阳太远了。 冥王星被重新命名为气态冰矮星。“‘

"I guess you're no longer the president of Planet Pluto," said Clancy. "Now you're the president of Gassy Ice Dwarf Pluto." "That doesn't have quite the same ring to it," said Nigel.

“我猜你不再是冥王星的主席了，”克兰西说。 “现在你是气态冰矮冥王星的总裁了。” “这听起来不太一样，”奈杰尔说。

"SILENCE, YOU FOOLS!" cried President Penguin. "Those Earthlings can't disrespect us like that! Get my spaceship ready. We're going to Squeakyville to teach them some manners!" "Yes, Sir!" squawked Nigel and Clancy.

“安静，你们这些傻瓜!”企鹅主席喊道。 “那些地球人不能这样不尊重我们!”准备好我的飞船。 我们要去Squeakyville教他们一些礼貌!”“是的，先生!”奈杰尔和克兰西尖声叫道。