03 Major Monkey Hates Mars

CHAPTER THREE MAJOR MONKEY HATES MARS Meanwhile, about 35 million miles away, on the planet Mars, there lived a mean little monkey who was hatching an evil plan.

与此同时，在大约3500万英里外的火星上，住着一只卑鄙的小猴子，他正在酝酿一个邪恶的计划。

His name was Major Monkey, and he hated living on Mars. Mars was a cold, dry, and very, very lonely place.

他的名字叫猴子少校，他讨厌在火星上生活。 火星是一个寒冷、干燥、非常非常孤独的地方。

Major Monkey kept himself busy by building evil robots and strange machines in his secret laboratory, but he was still lonely.

猴子少校在他的秘密实验室里制造邪恶的机器人和奇怪的机器，让自己忙碌起来，但他仍然很孤独。

There was nobody to talk to. There was nobody to yell at. And, worst of all, there was nobody to be mean to.

没有人可以说话。 没有人可以大喊大叫。 最糟糕的是，没有人可以欺负。

So Major Monkey decided to take over the planet Earth and enslave all of mousekind. Major Monkey had watched Earth for many months. He saw other evil villains try to take over the planet, but they were always stopped by Ricky Ricotta's Mighty Robot.

所以猴子少校决定接管地球，奴役所有的老鼠。 猴子少校已经观察地球好几个月了。 他看到其他邪恶的恶棍试图接管这个星球，但他们总是被里基·里科塔的强大机器人阻止。