03 Victor Von Vulture

CHAPTER THREE VICTOR VON VULTURE At that very moment, almost twenty-five million miles away, there lived an evil vulture on the planet Venus.

His name was Victor Von Vulture, and he hated living on Venus. On Venus the TEMPERATURE: was 864 DEGREES ONLY 2,915 HOURS TILL SUNSET! TODAY'S FORECAST: MOSTLY GASSY (WITH A CHANCE OF SULFURIC ACID).

It was so hot on Venus that everyone's food was always ruined. Their grilled cheese sandwiches were always way too gooey...

...they had to drink their candy bars with straws...

...and everybody's ice cream melted before they could even get one lick!

So Victor Von Vulture decided to move to Earth where the eatin' was good.