03 Victor Von Vulture

CHAPTER THREE VICTOR VON VULTURE At that very moment, almost twenty-five million miles away, there lived an evil vulture on the planet Venus.

就在那一刻，大约2500万英里之外，金星上住着一只邪恶的秃鹫。

His name was Victor Von Vulture, and he hated living on Venus. On Venus the TEMPERATURE: was 864 DEGREES ONLY 2,915 HOURS TILL SUNSET! TODAY'S FORECAST: MOSTLY GASSY (WITH A CHANCE OF SULFURIC ACID).

他的名字叫维克多·冯·秃鹫，他讨厌在金星上生活。 金星上的温度是864度，距离日落只有2915个小时!今天的天气预报:主要是气体(有可能是硫酸)。

It was so hot on Venus that everyone's food was always ruined. Their grilled cheese sandwiches were always way too gooey...

金星上太热了，每个人的食物都被毁了。 他们的烤奶酪三明治总是太粘了……

...they had to drink their candy bars with straws...

．．．他们不得不用吸管喝巧克力棒。

...and everybody's ice cream melted before they could even get one lick!

．．．每个人的冰淇淋都没来得及舔一口就融化了!

So Victor Von Vulture decided to move to Earth where the eatin' was good.

因此，维克多·冯·秃鹫决定搬到地球上，那里的食物很好。