2 Aye, Aye!

CHAPTER TWO AYE, AYE! Haggis did not want adventure. But Tank used her best begging skills. Please, please, pretty please with kibbles on top?

Finally, Haggis gave in. It was time for some proper pirate names. I'm Bootleg Bonny. And you can be Captain Scurvy. Bootleg Bonny and Captain Scurvy, the rrruff-est scallywags that ever sailed the sea! Now, give me an "Arrr!"

How about a little more... oomph? Arrr. One more time, with feeling! AAAARRRRRRR!! That's the spirit. Captain Scurvy!

Tank gave Haggis a captain's hat. It fit him perfectly. He felt dapper. He felt snazzy.

Let's get this straight. I'm the captain. I give the orders. You're the first mate. When I give an order, you say "aye, aye!" Okay. Not "okay." "Aye, aye." Yep.

Haggis could tell that Tank needed some practice. Time for a drill. I will give a Very Important Order. Now, what do you do when I give the Very Important Order? I "aye, aye." Not "aye, aye, aye." Just "aye, aye." Right. I "aye, aye."