34. The End

CHAPTER 34 THE END (OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT) When the horrible zombie nerd raised his foot again, all that remained was a red squishy stain. And that, dear readers, is the unfortunate end of the Captain Underpants saga.

第三十四章（我们所知道的世界的末日）当这个可怕的僵尸书呆子再次抬起他的脚时，只剩下一个又红又软的污点。 亲爱的读者们，这就是内裤船长传奇的不幸结局。

Dr. Diaper blew up the moon, the Talking Toilets attacked, and zombie nerds took over Earth. Captain Underpants wasn't there to save the world, because Mr. Krupp wasn't there to get hypnotized by George and Harold. All of the epic adventures we've come to know and love never actually happened. And now, the only chance of making things right again has just been obliterated. It is with great sadness that I must tell you: This is the final chapter of the last Captain Underpants epic novel. There will be no more Captain Underpants adventures.

尿布医生炸了月球，会说话的马桶发动了袭击，僵尸呆子占领了地球。 内裤队长不是来拯救世界的，因为克虏伯先生不是来被乔治和哈罗德催眠的。 我们所了解和喜爱的所有史诗般的冒险都从未真正发生过。 而现在，唯一能让一切重回正轨的机会被抹杀了。 我必须带着极大的悲伤告诉你：这是最后一部内裤船长史诗小说的最后一章。 再也不会有内裤船长的冒险了。