31. The Terrible, Sad, Incredibly HorrifyingEnding

CHAPTER 31 THE TERRIBLE, SAD, INCREDIBLY HORRIFYING ENDING Suddenly, out of nowhere, a ball of blue lightning appeared in front of them. It grew bigger and bigger until it exploded in a blinding flash.

第三十三章可怕、悲伤、难以置信的恐怖结局突然，不知从哪里冒出来一个蓝色的闪电球出现在他们面前。 它变得越来越大，直到它在眩目的闪光中爆炸。

And there, where the ball of lightning had been, stood a giant pair of robotic pants.

在闪电球所在的地方，站着一条巨大的机器人裤子。

"Boy, that was a close one," said Tippy from inside the depths of his giant Robo-Pants. "Captain Underpants is a lot stronger than I thought!" Tippy unzipped the zipper of his time- traveling trousers and looked out at the world of five years ago. He saw the raging thunderstorm and the four sixth graders who stood trembling beneath his giant, robotic feet. "Hey," shouted Tippy. "What's wrong with you kids? You look like you've just seen a ghost!" "IT'S—IT'S—IT'S THE H-H-HAUNTED P-P-P-PANTS OF W-W-WEDGIE M-M-M- MAGEE!" screamed Finkstein, pointing up at Tippy's gigantic, darkened silhouette. Kipper and his buddies screamed so loud and so high, only dogs could hear them.

“天哪，好险啊，”蒂皮从他那巨大的机器裤里说。 “内裤队长比我想象的要强壮得多！”提比拉开时光旅行裤的拉链，望向窗外五年前的世界。 他看到了肆虐的雷暴和四个六年级学生，他们站在他巨大的机器脚下颤抖着。 “嘿，”蒂比喊道。“你们这些孩子怎么了？” 你看起来像刚见了鬼一样！”“这没办法没办法H-H-HAUNTED P-P-P-PANTS的W-W-WEDGIE M-M-M -麦基!”尖叫Finkstein,指向上不安定的巨大,漆黑的轮廓。 基珀和他的伙伴们尖叫得那么大声，那么高，只有狗能听到。

What happened next is what psychologists commonly refer to as "Going Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs." The four sixth graders fell to their knees, shaking, twitching, and uttering complete nonsense as their fragile, eggshell minds began to shatter. "B-B-Bubba bobba hob-hobba-hobba wah- wah!" cried Kipper, as he frantically slapped himself in the face again and again. Bugg tore off his clothes and began dancing the hula while singing "I'm a Little Teapot" as loudly as he could. Loogie started digging a hole in the ground with his teeth, gobbling up enormous fistfuls of dirt and worms. And poor Finkstein just laughed maniacally, happily banging his head into the grass over and over and over and over and over.

接下来发生的事情就是心理学家通常所说的“疯狂迷恋可可泡芙”。 四个六年级的学生跪了下来，颤抖着，抽搐着，说着完全没有意义的话，他们脆弱的蛋壳般的头脑开始破碎。 “布巴-布巴-霍巴-霍巴-霍巴哇-哇！”基珀一边喊着，一边疯狂地一次又一次地扇自己的脸。 巴格脱下衣服，开始跳草裙舞，同时尽可能大声地唱着“我是一只小茶壶”。 卢吉开始用牙齿在地上挖一个洞，吞下一大把泥土和虫子。 可怜的芬克斯坦只是疯狂地笑，开心地把他的头撞到草地上，一遍又一遍，一遍又一遍。