30. The Wonderful, Happy, Incredibly Delightful Ending

CHAPTER 30 THE WONDERFUL, HAPPY, INCREDIBLY DELIGHTFUL ENDING Monday morning was a very stressful time for Donny Shoemyer. He had not been able to scrape up the twelve dollars he owed Kipper, so he was trying to sneak into the school through the back door without being noticed. Kipper saw him. "Hey, kid!" yelled Kipper. "Wait up! I got something for ya!"

第三十章精彩、快乐、令人难以置信的愉快结局星期一早上，唐尼·休梅尔感到非常紧张。 他没能凑齐欠基珀的12美元，所以他想偷偷地从后门溜进学校。 基珀看见了他。“嘿，孩子！” “等等!我有东西要给你！”

Donny pulled at the door, but it was locked. He kept pulling and pulling anyway as Kipper approached. "I got some money for you," said Kipper nervously. He reached into his pocket and handed Donny a crinkled five dollar bill. Donny stopped pulling at the door and looked at the money in Kipper's hand. "Is this a trick?" Donny asked. "No," Kipper said. "I'm really sorry I took money from you, kid. I'm gonna pay ya back every dollar as soon as I can, OK?" "Umm... OK," said Donny. He took the five dollar bill from Kipper's hand and rushed to the front door of the school. His morning had turned out a LOT different than he had expected.

唐尼拉了门，但门是锁着的。 当基珀靠近时，他一直在拉啊拉啊。 “我有些钱要给你，”基珀紧张地说。 他把手伸进口袋，递给唐尼一张皱巴巴的5美元钞票。 唐尼停止了拉门，看着基珀手里的钱。 “这是恶作剧吗？”唐尼问道。 “不，”Kipper说。“我真的很抱歉拿了你的钱，孩子。 我会尽快把每一块钱都还给你，好吗？”“嗯… 好吧，”唐尼说。他从基珀手里接过那张5美元的钞票，冲到学校的前门。 他的早晨和他预期的大不相同。

All around the school, the other kindergartners were having similar experiences.

在学校周围，其他幼儿园的孩子也有类似的经历。

Finkstein was not only passing out money, he was also offering to carry every kindergartner's book bag to class. Bugg was handing out cash and free bubble gum, and Loogie was distributing dollars AND letting the kindergartners give him as many wedgies as they wanted.

芬克斯坦不仅给孩子们发钱，他还主动提出帮每个幼儿园小朋友背书包去上课。 巴格在分发现金和免费的泡泡糖，鲁吉在分发美元，让幼儿园的孩子们想给他多少拖鞋就给多少。

Kipper and his three friends eventually paid back all the money they had stolen, and they never bullied another person for as long as they lived. Once George and Harold were certain that their enemies had truly been reformed, they called off the vengeful wrath of Wedgie Magee. The terrifying curse had finally been lifted, everyone was happy, and all was well with the world. I'd like to tell you that this is the end of our story. I really would—but I can't. Because this wonderful, happy, incredibly delightful ending is what was supposed to happen... not what actually did happen.

Kipper和他的三个朋友最终把偷来的钱都还给了他们，而且他们在有生之年再也没有欺负过别人。 一旦乔治和哈罗德确定他们的敌人真的改过自新的时候，他们就平息了维吉·麦吉的复仇之怒。 可怕的诅咒终于被解除了，每个人都很高兴，世界上一切都很好。 我想告诉你，我们的故事到此结束。 我真的想——但我不能。 因为这个美妙、快乐、令人难以置信的愉快结局是应该发生的…… 而不是实际发生的事情。