28. The Curse of Wedgie Magee

CHAPTER 28 The curse of Wedge Maggie (a true storie)

第二十八章楔形玛吉的诅咒（一个真实的故事）

Once upon a rilly long time ago there was a kindergardenor named wedgie magee. That's me! He always got picked on by a bunch of bulleys Haw Haw Haw They gived him lots of wedgies. Ouchies!

很久很久以前，幼儿园里有个叫维吉·麦吉的小孩。 这是我!他总是被一群子弹捉弄，唧唧，唧唧，他们给了他很多楔子。 脾气暴躁的!

They stoled his money too. Hey no Fair. One day He just couldn't take it no more. He went to see a Fortune Teller. She looked into her crystal ball. I see you are very sad. No Duh. I get wedges all the time.

他们还偷了他的钱。 嘿，不，费尔。有一天，他再也无法忍受了。 他去看算命先生。 她看着自己的水晶球。 我看你很伤心。那还用说。 我总是被夹到。

I will give you a magic poshen that will help you. But she forgot her glasses. She grabed the wrong Bottel! just pore this on your pants before your. next wedgie and you will be safed. Her ray!

我会给你一个神奇的药来帮助你。 但是她忘了带眼镜。 她拿错了瓶子！在你的裤子上擦一下这个，然后。 下一个，你就安全了。 她的雷!

The next day the bullys came by. Its time for your wedgie! no way! wedgie magee pored the Po Shen on his pants. But then OH NO! His pants disapered.

第二天，恶霸们又来了。 是时候换你的内裤了！没门!短裤魔法师在他的裤子上钻了个洞。 但是，哦，不！他的裤子不见了。

Poor wedgie magees Pants Becamed a ghost!!! But nobuddy was ascared. Wedgie magee was so naked that he died of embarismint. Good By cruel world!

可怜的内裤魔法师变成了鬼！！但是没有人担心。 维吉·麦吉赤身裸体，尴尬致死。 残酷的世界！