26. When Kipper Gets Angry-Really, Really Angry

CHAPTER 26 WHEN KIPPER GETS ANGRY-REALLY, REALLY ANGRY The next morning, George and Harold's comic book pages were dry enough to staple together. George sprinkled each page with baby powder to make them look dusty and prehistoric. "Man," said Harold. "These look like they came from the 1980s or something!"

第二十六章基珀生气的时候——真的、真的生气第二天早上，乔治和哈罗德的漫画书已经干得可以钉在一起了。 乔治在每一页上都撒上婴儿爽身粉，使它们看起来尘土飞扬，充满史前气息。 “伙计。”哈罗德说。“这些看起来像是上世纪80年代的东西！”

Friday morning at school was turning out to be the worst day ever. All week long, George and Harold had worked to make things better for their fellow kindergartners, but they had only succeeded in turning Kipper and his gang into MONSTERS. Kipper had told his friends about the shaving- cream prank, and now they were really, really angry, too. The four bullies knew somebody was pranking them, and they were going to make every kindergartner's life intolerable until they found out who it was. "HEY! Where's my eight dollars?" Kipper yelled at Donny Shoemyer, who happened to be the first kindergartner he saw on Friday morning.

周五早上在学校是有史以来最糟糕的一天。 整整一个星期，乔治和哈罗德都在努力让幼儿园的同学们过得更好，但他们只是成功地把基珀和他的同伙变成了怪物。 基珀把剃须膏的恶作剧告诉了他的朋友们，现在他们也非常非常生气。 这四个恶霸知道有人在捉弄他们，他们要让每个幼儿园小朋友的生活变得难以忍受，直到他们弄清楚到底是谁。 “嘿!我的8美元呢？”基珀冲唐尼·休迈尔大喊大叫，他刚好是周五早上见到的第一个幼儿园小朋友。

"I-I thought you said four dollars," said Donny. "I did," said Kipper. "But taxes just went up again. And they're gonna stay high until I find out the name of the person who's been pulling pranks on me!" "I-I-I don't know who it is," said Donny. "Well, you'd better find out," Kipper growled. "Or I'm gonna stop being such a nice guy to you little twerps!" Kipper grabbed Donny's money while his creepy companions gave Donny the worst wedgie of his life. "You owe me four more dollars!" yelled Kipper. "So bring TWELVE dollars on Monday, or you're gonna wish you'd never been born!"

“我，我以为你说的是4美元，”唐尼说。 “是的，”Kipper说。“但是税收又上涨了。 他们会一直呆在高处，直到我找出那个一直捉弄我的人的名字！”“我，我，我不知道是谁，”唐尼说。 “好吧，你最好弄清楚，”基珀咆哮道。 “否则我就不再对你们这些小笨蛋好了！”基珀抢了唐尼的钱，而他那些令人毛骨悚然的同伴给了唐尼一生中最糟糕的一脚。 “你还欠我4美元！”Kipper喊道。 “所以星期一带12美元来，否则你会希望你从来没有出生过！”

The rest of the kindergartners received similar treatment when they tried to enter the school. Unfortunately for them, nobody had any idea who was pranking Kipper and his friends. At lunchtime, the delivery guy from Piqua Pizza Palace showed up. "Hey!" shouted Kipper. "How come there's only four pizzas today?" "That's all Mr. Magee ordered," said the delivery guy. "What a cheapskate!" Kipper sneered. "Well, hand 'em over, bub!" "OK, but I need to give you a warning," said the delivery guy. "These pizzas are really, REALLY HOT." "They'd better be hot!" yelled Kipper. "I hate cold pizza!"

其他幼儿园的孩子在试图进入学校时也受到了类似的待遇。 不幸的是，没有人知道是谁在捉弄Kipper和他的朋友们。 午餐时间，Piqua Pizza Palace的送货员来了。 “嘿！”基珀喊道。“今天怎么只有四个披萨？”“这就是马吉先生点的所有东西，”送货员说。 “真是个吝啬鬼！”家伙冷笑道。 “好吧，把它们交出来，小家伙！”“好吧，但我需要给你一个警告，”送货员说。 “这些披萨真的非常非常热。” “他们最好是热的！”Kipper喊道。 “我讨厌冷披萨！”

Kipper yanked the pizzas out of the delivery guy's hands and headed toward the cafeteria with his friends. They kicked the lunchroom door open and strutted over to the kindergartners' table. "MMMMM! Look at all the tasty pizza we got!" Kipper said to the hungry kids. "I'll bet you guys are starving! Awww, that's so sad." Kipper, Bugg, Loogie, and Finkstein each grabbed a giant slice and crammed it into their mouths. The four bullies smiled obnoxiously as they chewed with wide, revoltingly cavernous mouths that showed every mushy glob of shiny, doughy goo.

基珀把披萨从送外卖的人手里抢过来，和朋友们一起朝自助餐厅走去。 他们踢开了餐厅的门，大摇大摆地走到幼儿园的餐桌前。 “嗯!看看我们有这么多美味的披萨！”基珀对饥饿的孩子们说。 “我敢打赌你们都快饿死了！”啊，太悲哀了。” Kipper, Bugg， Loogie和Finkstein每人抓了一大块，塞进嘴里。 四个恶霸狞笑着，嘴里嚼着东西，嘴巴又大又大，令人作呕，上面都是糊状的、闪闪发光的黏糊糊的东西。

"Whew! This pizza's kinda hot," said Finkstein, as he swallowed harshly and wiped some sweat off his forehead. "Y-Yeah," said Loogie. "This pizza is really HOT!" "Ow! Ow! Owowowowow!" cried Kipper. "This pizza is WAY TOO HOT!!!" "It BURNS! It BURNS!" wailed Bugg, as he stuck out his tongue and tried to blow on it. "Ooo! OOOO! OOOOOOOOO!"

“嘘!这个披萨有点热，”芬克斯坦说，他严厉地咽了一口，擦去额头上的汗水。 “是的，”鲁吉说。“这个披萨真的很热！”“噢!噢!基珀叫道。 “这个披萨太热了！！”“它燃烧!它烧起来了！”巴格哀号着，伸出舌头，想向它吹气。 “噢噢噢!呜!OOOOOOOOO !”