22. Wednesday

CHAPTER 22 WEDNESDAY Another day, another awesome lunch for George and Harold and their classmates. The Piqua Pizza Palace had even delivered salads and breadsticks, and the kindergartners had never been happier. At the end of the day, when wrestling practice was over, Kipper's three friends dashed back to their lockers as fast as they could to see what bizarre thing Kipper was going to do next. They were not disappointed.

第二十二章星期三又是一天，乔治、哈罗德和他们的同学又吃了一顿美味的午餐。 Piqua Pizza Palace甚至还送来了沙拉和面包棒，幼儿园的孩子们从来没有这么开心过。 一天结束的时候，当摔跤练习结束时，Kipper的三个朋友以最快的速度冲回他们的储物柜，看看Kipper接下来会做什么奇怪的事情。 他们没有失望。

Kipper was already angry when he reached his locker. He knew something was not right. "What?" he yelled at his friends. "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS LAUGHING ABOUT?!!?" "Dude," said Loogie, "can I bring a teddy bear to your tea party, or is it just for dollies only?" The three bullies busted up laughing. Kipper grabbed Loogie's phone and read the message. "I— DID —NOT—WRITE —THIS!" Kipper screamed wildly. "And I DON'T have any DOLLS in my locker, either!" Kipper grabbed the key from the chain around his neck, unlocked his padlock, and threw the locker door open with a mighty crash.

当基珀走到他的储物柜前时，他已经很生气了。 他知道有些事情不对劲。 “什么？”他对朋友们喊道。 “你们在笑什么？！！？”“老兄，”露吉说，“我能带一只泰迪熊去你的茶话会吗？还是只有玩具熊才能去？”三个恶霸大笑起来。 Kipper抓起Loogie的手机读了留言。 “我——没有——写——这个！”基珀疯狂地尖叫着。 “我的储物柜里也没有娃娃！”基珀从脖子上的链子上抓起钥匙，打开挂锁，砰的一声把门打开。

About twenty dolls tumbled out of the locker and fell into a pile at Kipper's feet. Kipper's friends each took a few steps back. They weren't sure whether to keep laughing or start running. Kipper did nothing at first. He just stood there looking down at the mountain of dolls at his feet.

大约有20个娃娃从储物柜里滚了出来，在Kipper的脚边堆成了一堆。 基珀的朋友们都往后退了几步。 他们不确定是继续笑还是开始跑。 一开始，Kipper什么也没做。 他只是站在那里，低头看着脚下堆积如山的娃娃。

Then he began breathing heavily as he started to twitch. The trembling originated at Kipper's feet, making its way slowly up his legs. By the time it reached Kipper's upper body, he was shaking like a volcano that was about to explode. Kipper squeezed his fists into tight knots of fury as he raised his right foot and began kicking the dolls. "I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!" Kipper screamed, as he punted his pretty dollies up and down the hallway.

然后他开始喘粗气，开始抽搐。 颤抖从基珀的脚开始，慢慢地蔓延到他的腿上。 当它到达Kipper的上半身时，他像一座即将爆发的火山一样颤抖着。 基珀举起右脚，开始踢娃娃，愤怒地攥紧拳头。 “我恨你！”我恨你！我恨你！”基珀尖叫着，把他漂亮的洋娃娃在走廊上推来推去。

Kipper's friends had never seen a freak-out quite like this. Kipper grabbed two of the bigger dolls and started swinging them around and around, smashing them against his locker door and just about anything

基珀的朋友们从来没有见过如此疯狂的场面。 基珀抓了两个大一点的娃娃，开始把它们晃来晃去，把它们砸在他的储物柜门上，砸在任何东西上

else that was nearby. Then came the tearing and the biting and the stomping and the decapitating. Loogie, Bugg, and Finkstein decided it might be a good time to start running.

别的就在附近。接着是撕扯、撕咬、践踏和斩首。 鲁吉、巴格和芬克斯坦认为这可能是开始跑步的好时机。