8. The Preposterous Plight ofCaptain Blunderpants

CHAPTER 8 THE PREPOSTEROUS PLIGHT OF CAPTAIN BLUNDERPANTS

The Preposterous Plight of CAPTAIN BLUNDERPANTS By Harold Hutchins And George Beard Once upon a time There Lived two evil Children named George and Harold. I'm bad. I am bad as well. They had a very nice principal who went by the name of MR. KRupp. Hello, boys. Have a pleasant day! Whatever. One day, George and Harold hypnotized MR. KRupp. You will OBEY US! Yes, Sir. They made him Think he was an evil villain. You Are now Captain BLunderpants. ALRighT.

George and Harold made Captain BLunderpants Do all sorts of evil Things... Still, us a Video game system. OK And Captain BLunderpanTs Obeyed. steal us a Big- screen Television. OK I'm So happy, I Could cry! me, Too!

soon, George and Harold had The World's coolest tree house. Do You Boys Need Anything else? Yeah. How About a Pizza? Sure Thing.

AND SO... Hold it Right There, Captain Blunderpants! You've Stolen TVs, Jacuzzis, pop mach- ines, Massage chairs, and Disco Balls, but This Time you've Gone Too Far! You're under arrest for Grand- Theft-PizzA!!! You've got To catch me first. And The chase was on. Soon captain B. was chased onto The Freeway.

when suddenly... OH, NO! HEY! Look out! The strange mixture of chocolate, peanut Butter, and extra cheese combined To create a super- powerful Chemical Reaction... ...which gave captain Blunder- pants Amazing super powers. I Feel super! La-La TRada