8. The Preposterous Plight ofCaptain Blunderpants

CHAPTER 8 THE PREPOSTEROUS PLIGHT OF CAPTAIN BLUNDERPANTS

第八章，大笨裤船长的荒谬处境

The Preposterous Plight of CAPTAIN BLUNDERPANTS By Harold Hutchins And George Beard Once upon a time There Lived two evil Children named George and Harold. I'm bad. I am bad as well. They had a very nice principal who went by the name of MR. KRupp. Hello, boys. Have a pleasant day! Whatever. One day, George and Harold hypnotized MR. KRupp. You will OBEY US! Yes, Sir. They made him Think he was an evil villain. You Are now Captain BLunderpants. ALRighT.

从前，有两个邪恶的孩子，名叫乔治和哈罗德。 我是坏的。我也很坏。 他们有一个非常好的校长，他的名字是MR。 克虏伯。你好,男孩。祝您愉快！无论什么。 一天，乔治和哈罗德催眠了MR。 克虏伯。你要服从我们！是的,先生。 他们让他觉得自己是个邪恶的恶棍。 你现在是笨内裤队长了。 好吧。

George and Harold made Captain BLunderpants Do all sorts of evil Things... Still, us a Video game system. OK And Captain BLunderpanTs Obeyed. steal us a Big- screen Television. OK I'm So happy, I Could cry! me, Too!

乔治和哈罗德让笨内裤船长做了各种各样的坏事…… 尽管如此，我们还是有一个电子游戏系统。 好吧，笨裤子船长服从了。 给我们偷一台大屏幕电视。 好吧，我太高兴了，我都要哭了！我也是!

soon, George and Harold had The World's coolest tree house. Do You Boys Need Anything else? Yeah. How About a Pizza? Sure Thing.

很快，乔治和哈罗德拥有了世界上最酷的树屋。 你们还需要什么吗？ 是的。来个披萨怎么样？确定的事情。

AND SO... Hold it Right There, Captain Blunderpants! You've Stolen TVs, Jacuzzis, pop mach- ines, Massage chairs, and Disco Balls, but This Time you've Gone Too Far! You're under arrest for Grand- Theft-PizzA!!! You've got To catch me first. And The chase was on. Soon captain B. was chased onto The Freeway.

所以…站住别动，笨裤子船长！你偷过电视、按摩浴缸、流行音乐机、按摩椅和迪斯科球，但这次你太过分了！你因盗窃披萨被逮捕了！！你得先抓住我。 追逐开始了。不久，船长B。 被追上了高速公路

when suddenly... OH, NO! HEY! Look out! The strange mixture of chocolate, peanut Butter, and extra cheese combined To create a super- powerful Chemical Reaction... ...which gave captain Blunder- pants Amazing super powers. I Feel super! La-La TRada

突然……哦,不!嘿!当心!巧克力、花生酱和额外的奶酪混合在一起，产生了一种超强的化学反应。 …这给了笨裤子队长惊人的超能力。 我感觉棒极了！个别TRada自称