6. The World According to George

CHAPTER 6 THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GEORGE "I think the Purple Potty brought us to some kind of strange, backwards universe," said George. "No way," said Harold. "That kind of thing only happens in poorly written children's stories whose authors have clearly begun running out of ideas!" "Here, I'll prove it," said George.

第六章乔治眼中的世界“我认为紫色便盆把我们带到了某种奇怪的、倒退的宇宙，”乔治说。 “不可能。”哈罗德说。“这种事情只会发生在写得很差的儿童故事里，这些故事的作者显然已经没有想法了！”“来，我来证明。”乔治说。

The two friends walked to the cafeteria and took a whiff. "That's weird," said Harold. "It doesn't smell like dirty diapers, greasy dishwater, and moldy tennis shoes in here anymore. It smells like—like food!" "Yep," said George.

两个朋友走到自助餐厅，吸了一口。 “真奇怪。”哈罗德说。 “这里再也闻不到脏尿布、油腻的洗碗水和发霉的网球鞋的味道了。 闻起来像食物！”“是的。”乔治说。

Next, the boys went to the gymnasium. "That's weird," said Harold. "Our gym teacher isn't fat anymore. And he's not being incredibly cruel to the non-athletic kids like he usually is." "Yep," said George.

接下来，男孩们去了体育馆。 “真奇怪。”哈罗德说。 “我们的体育老师不再胖了。 而且他也不像往常那样对那些不擅长运动的孩子那么残忍了。” “是的。”乔治说。

Finally, George and Harold stepped outside. "That's weird," said Harold. "All of our evilest and most terrifying enemies from the past have been miraculously transformed into good guys." "Yep," said George.

最后，乔治和哈罗德走了出去。 “真奇怪。”哈罗德说。 “我们过去所有最邪恶、最可怕的敌人都奇迹般地变成了好人。” “是的。”乔治说。