32. The Thing That Could Be Worse ThanGoing to Jail for the Rest of Their Lives

CHAPTER 32 THE THING THAT COULD BE WORSE THAN GOING TO JAIL FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES Suddenly, out of nowhere, a ball of blue lightning appeared, growing bigger and bigger, until it exploded in a blinding flash. And there, standing where the ball of lightning had been, was a smoking pair of giant robotic pants. "This can't be good," said George.

第三十二章可能比在监狱里度过余生更糟糕的事情突然，不知从哪里冒出来一个蓝色的闪电球，越来越大，最后爆炸成一道令人眩目的闪光。 在那里，站在闪电球所在的地方，是一条冒着烟的巨型机器人裤子。 “这不可能是好事，”乔治说。

A small opening at the front of the Robo- Pants began to unzip. And out of that opening peeked a fearsomely familiar face. "Hey! It's Professor Poopypants!" shouted Harold. The cops started to laugh. "Stop LAUGHING!" shouted the little man peeking out of the giant zipper. "My name is no longer Professor Poopypants. I changed it to Tippy Tinkletrousers!" The cops laughed even harder.

机器人裤子前面的一个小开口开始拉开。 从那个洞口露出一张熟悉得可怕的脸。 “嘿!是便便裤教授！”哈罗德喊道。 警察们开始大笑。 “别笑了！”从巨大的拉链里往外偷看的小个子男人喊道。 “我的名字不再是便便教授了。 我把它改成了提比·丁克尔裤子！”警察们笑得更厉害了。

"And I've got a special surprise for anybody who thinks my NEW name is funny!" said the furious professor. Immediately, the metallic pants opened up at the top, and a giant laser shooter rose from its robotic depths.

“对于那些认为我的新名字滑稽的人，我有一个特别的惊喜！”教授生气地说。 立刻，金属裤子的顶部打开了，一个巨大的激光射手从机器人的深处升起。

A brilliant burst of energy zapped the laughing cops, and suddenly they were both transformed into frozen statues. "My Freezy-Beam 4000 will take care of anybody who stands in my way!" said Tippy. "And now," he said with a wicked smile, "it's time for my revenge!"

一阵耀眼的能量击中了笑着的警察，他们突然都变成了冰冻的雕像。 “我的冷冻梁4000会解决任何挡我路的人！”蒂皮说。 “现在，”他邪恶地笑着说，“是我复仇的时候了！”

"OH, NO!" screamed Harold. "HERE WE GO AGAIN!" screamed George.

“哦，不！”哈罗德尖叫道。 “又来了！”乔治尖叫道。