31. The Chapter Where Nothing Bad Happens

CHAPTER 31 THE CHAPTER WHERE NOTHING BAD HAPPENS "Gee, that worked out pretty good," said Harold. "Sulu is now back to his normal size and personality, and the Purple Potty People are back in their own reality where they won't be able to bother us ever again. I guess everything worked out perfectly!" "Yeah, nice going," said George, looking a bit annoyed. "Why do you have to say things like that?" "Things like what?" asked Harold.

第三十一章没有坏事发生的那一章“哎呀，结果还不错。”哈罗德说。 “苏鲁现在恢复了正常的体型和性格，紫便壶人也回到了自己的现实中，他们再也不能打扰我们了。” 我想一切都很完美！”“是啊，干得好。”乔治说，看上去有点恼火。 “你为什么要说那样的话？”“比如什么？”哈罗德问。

"Haven't you been paying attention in these stories?" asked George. "Every time somebody says something like that, it always means that a buncha bad stuff is just about to happen." "But what could possibly go wrong now?" asked Harold.

“你没注意听这些故事吗？”乔治问。 “每次有人说这样的话，总是意味着一大堆不好的事情即将发生。” “可现在还能出什么差错呢？”哈罗德问。

"FREEZE!" shouted the Chief of Police. "You guys are under arrest for robbing Frank's Bank. Looks like you're going to jail for the rest of your lives!" "See what I mean?" said George. "You've gotta stop saying stuff like that!" "I guess you're right," said Harold. "But at least things can't get any worse." "Aaaaugh!" shouted George. "You did it again! Now I bet when you turn the page, something even worse is going to happen! You've gotta learn to keep your mouth shut at the end of these books!" "Yeah, but what could be worse than going to jail for the rest of our lives?"

“不许动！”警察局长喊道。 “你们因为抢劫弗兰克银行被捕了。 看来你们要在监狱里度过余生了！”“明白我的意思吗？”乔治说。 “你不能再说那种话了！”“我想你是对的。”哈罗德说。 “但至少事情不会变得更糟了。” “哈哈！”乔治叫道。 “你又这样做了！”现在我打赌，当你翻开这一页时，更糟糕的事情将会发生！你得学会在读完这些书的时候闭上你的嘴！”“是啊，但还有什么比在监狱里度过余生更糟糕的呢？”