31. The Chapter Where Nothing Bad Happens

CHAPTER 31 THE CHAPTER WHERE NOTHING BAD HAPPENS "Gee, that worked out pretty good," said Harold. "Sulu is now back to his normal size and personality, and the Purple Potty People are back in their own reality where they won't be able to bother us ever again. I guess everything worked out perfectly!" "Yeah, nice going," said George, looking a bit annoyed. "Why do you have to say things like that?" "Things like what?" asked Harold.

"Haven't you been paying attention in these stories?" asked George. "Every time somebody says something like that, it always means that a buncha bad stuff is just about to happen." "But what could possibly go wrong now?" asked Harold.

"FREEZE!" shouted the Chief of Police. "You guys are under arrest for robbing Frank's Bank. Looks like you're going to jail for the rest of your lives!" "See what I mean?" said George. "You've gotta stop saying stuff like that!" "I guess you're right," said Harold. "But at least things can't get any worse." "Aaaaugh!" shouted George. "You did it again! Now I bet when you turn the page, something even worse is going to happen! You've gotta learn to keep your mouth shut at the end of these books!" "Yeah, but what could be worse than going to jail for the rest of our lives?"