28. Wrapping Things Up

CHAPTER 28 WRAPPING THINGS UP "Well, it looks like our job here is done," said Boxer Boy. "Yes, it is, my big strong man," said Great-Granny Girdle, giggling gleefully. George and Harold looked at each other in horror. "Y'know, little lady," said Boxer Boy, "somewhere out there is an all-you-can-eat buffet with a Senior Citizens' Early-Bird Special just going to waste!"

"Well, let's go find it, you big hunk-o-love!" said Great-Granny Girdle as she kissed him passionately on his wobbly neck fat. The scene that followed could best be described as the drooliest five-minute kiss in the history of children's books. Dentures sloshed, wrinkles flapped, and rubbery jowls squished, smooshed, and quivered gelatinously. "Ummm," said Harold, "I think I need to go wash my eyeballs." "Me, too," said George.

And as the Arthritic Avengers flew off into the sunset, George and Harold decided to try very, VERY hard not to think about the disgusting event they had just witnessed. "C'mon, we've gotta wrap this story up," said George. "First we need to de-hypnotize and shrink Sulu." "Then we've gotta go back into that crazy Purple Potty and return these bozos to their alternate universe," said Harold.