28. Wrapping Things Up

CHAPTER 28 WRAPPING THINGS UP "Well, it looks like our job here is done," said Boxer Boy. "Yes, it is, my big strong man," said Great-Granny Girdle, giggling gleefully. George and Harold looked at each other in horror. "Y'know, little lady," said Boxer Boy, "somewhere out there is an all-you-can-eat buffet with a Senior Citizens' Early-Bird Special just going to waste!"

“好了，看来我们的任务完成了，”鲍克瑟男孩说。 “是的，它是，我的大壮汉，”格德尔曾祖母说，高兴地咯咯笑着。 乔治和哈罗德惊恐地面面相觑。 “你知道吗，小姑娘，”鲍克瑟男孩说，“外面某个地方有一家自助餐，可以吃到饱，而老年人早鸟特色菜就要被浪费掉了！”

"Well, let's go find it, you big hunk-o-love!" said Great-Granny Girdle as she kissed him passionately on his wobbly neck fat. The scene that followed could best be described as the drooliest five-minute kiss in the history of children's books. Dentures sloshed, wrinkles flapped, and rubbery jowls squished, smooshed, and quivered gelatinously. "Ummm," said Harold, "I think I need to go wash my eyeballs." "Me, too," said George.

“好吧，我们去找它吧，你这个大帅哥！”格德尔曾祖母说着，热情地吻着他那下垂的肥脖子。 接下来的场景可以用儿童读物史上最流口水的五分钟之吻来形容。 假牙晃来晃去，皱纹扑扇着，橡胶般的下颚被压扁、压扁，像凝胶一样颤抖着。 “嗯，”哈罗德说，“我想我得去洗一下眼球。” “我也是。”乔治说。

And as the Arthritic Avengers flew off into the sunset, George and Harold decided to try very, VERY hard not to think about the disgusting event they had just witnessed. "C'mon, we've gotta wrap this story up," said George. "First we need to de-hypnotize and shrink Sulu." "Then we've gotta go back into that crazy Purple Potty and return these bozos to their alternate universe," said Harold.

当关节炎复仇者们飞向夕阳时，乔治和哈罗德决定非常非常努力地不去想他们刚刚目睹的恶心的事情。 “来吧，我们得把这个故事结束了。”乔治说。 “首先，我们需要解除对苏鲁的催眠，使其缩小。” “然后我们必须回到那个疯狂的紫色厕所，把这些笨蛋送回他们的另一个世界。”哈罗德说。