24. Nobody Messes with Our Grandbabies!

CHAPTER 24 NOBODY MESSES WITH OUR GRANDBABIES! Harold's grandpa and George's great- grandma stepped out onto the back patio and confronted the big bully, Captain Blunderpants. "You put those babies down or you'll get the whuppin' of your lifetime," said George's great-grandma.

第24章没人敢惹我们的孙子！哈罗德的爷爷和乔治的曾祖母走到后院，和那个大恶霸——粗裤队长对着干。 乔治的曾祖母说：“你把孩子放下，不然你这辈子都会挨一顿揍的。”

Captain Blunderpants laughed haughtily. "We're not going to warn you again, Skippy," said Harold's grandpa. Captain Blunderpants continued to tighten his grip on George and Harold.

粗裤队长傲慢地笑了。 “我们不会再警告你了，斯奇皮。”哈罗德的爷爷说。 粗裤队长继续把乔治和哈罗德抓得更紧。

So the two octogenarians joined hands, gazed fiercely into each other's eyes, and shouted, "Geezer Powers ACTIVATE!"

于是，这两个八十多岁的老人手拉着手，凶狠地对视着对方的眼睛，喊道：“老头子的超能力启动！”

Quickly they began spinning around and around. Faster and faster the old folks twirled until a tornado formed around them, tearing away their clothes and jewelry, and sending patio furniture flying violently.

很快，它们开始不停地旋转。 老人们越转越快，直到他们周围形成了龙卷风，把他们的衣服和珠宝都刮走了，院子里的家具也猛烈地飞了起来。

Suddenly, the twirling stopped, the tornado subsided, and the elderly twosome stood proudly in their underwear, huffing, puffing, and fearlessly facing their foe. "Oooh, that was fun. Let's do it again, Henry," said George's great-grandma.

突然，旋转停止了，龙卷风减弱了，两个老人穿着内衣骄傲地站在那里，喘着气，无所畏惧地面对他们的敌人。 “哦，那很有趣。我们再来一次吧，亨利，”乔治的曾祖母说。

"Heh-heh," laughed Harold's grandpa. "Alright, my dear, but we've gotta teach that silly willy a lesson first." "Oh, yeah," said George's great-grandma. "That young fella's got a hankerin' for a spankerin'!"

“嘿嘿，”哈罗德的爷爷笑着说。 “好吧，亲爱的，但我们得先给那个傻威利上一课。” “哦，是的，”乔治的曾祖母说。 “那小伙子真想挨一顿打屁股！”