24. Nobody Messes with Our Grandbabies!

CHAPTER 24 NOBODY MESSES WITH OUR GRANDBABIES! Harold's grandpa and George's great- grandma stepped out onto the back patio and confronted the big bully, Captain Blunderpants. "You put those babies down or you'll get the whuppin' of your lifetime," said George's great-grandma.

Captain Blunderpants laughed haughtily. "We're not going to warn you again, Skippy," said Harold's grandpa. Captain Blunderpants continued to tighten his grip on George and Harold.

So the two octogenarians joined hands, gazed fiercely into each other's eyes, and shouted, "Geezer Powers ACTIVATE!"

Quickly they began spinning around and around. Faster and faster the old folks twirled until a tornado formed around them, tearing away their clothes and jewelry, and sending patio furniture flying violently.

Suddenly, the twirling stopped, the tornado subsided, and the elderly twosome stood proudly in their underwear, huffing, puffing, and fearlessly facing their foe. "Oooh, that was fun. Let's do it again, Henry," said George's great-grandma.

"Heh-heh," laughed Harold's grandpa. "Alright, my dear, but we've gotta teach that silly willy a lesson first." "Oh, yeah," said George's great-grandma. "That young fella's got a hankerin' for a spankerin'!"