21. The Anti-Climactic Chapter

CHAPTER 21 THE ANTI-CLIMACTIC CHAPTER The battle between man and beast was over. George and Harold petted Sulu's giant face and breathed a sigh of relief. "He'll be OK," said George. "He just got knocked out." "Great!" said Harold. "It looks like all of our problems are over!" "NOT SO FAST!" said a voice that came from somewhere on the lower right-hand corner of the next page.

第二十一章反高潮CHAPTER人与兽的战斗结束了。 乔治和哈罗德抚摸着苏鲁那张巨大的脸，松了一口气。 “他会没事的。”乔治说。 “他只是被打晕了。” “太好了！”“看来我们所有的问题都解决了！”“别那么快！”一个声音从下一页右下角的某个地方传来。

It was Evil George, along with Evil Harold and the Ultra-Evil Captain Blunderpants. The terrible trio had been busy working on their preposterous plight (which is just a fancy way of saying that they were busy robbing a bank). "Somebody's been messing with our giant attack hamster," said Evil Harold. "I think we need to teach those goody-goodies a lesson!" "And I'm just the guy to do it!" said Captain Blunderpants proudly.

是邪恶的乔治，还有邪恶的哈罗德和超级邪恶的大裤队长。 这个可怕的三人组一直在忙着解决他们荒谬的困境（这只是他们忙着抢劫银行的一种花哨的说法）。 “有人在摆弄我们的巨型攻击仓鼠。”邪恶的哈罗德说。 “我想我们需要给那些乖乖女一个教训！”“我就是做这件事的人！”上尉骄傲地说。

Instantly, the mood shifted. Everyone stood back. The air crackled with tension. The showdown of the century was about to begin. Captain Underpants would soon engage in a historic battle with his evil twin. Never before had our brave hero encountered an enemy who was so powerful. Pound for pound, super power for super power, Captain Underpants was pitted against his equal. He had met his match. It was to be the ultimate smackdown... an all-out war... the brawl to end all brawls... the definitive clash between good and evil... a momentous confrontation of the most critical—

气氛瞬间发生了变化。 每个人都往后退。空气因紧张而噼啪作响。 世纪的决战即将开始。 内裤队长将很快与他邪恶的孪生兄弟展开一场历史性的战斗。 我们勇敢的英雄从来没有遇到过如此强大的敌人。 一磅对一磅，超级大国对超级大国，内裤队长和他的对手展开了较量。 他遇到了对手。这将是一场终极对决…… 一场全面战争……结束所有争吵的争吵… 善与恶之间的终极冲突…… 一场最关键的重大对抗

SNAP! George snapped his fingers, and suddenly the horrifyingly evil Captain Blunderpants transformed into a friendly elementary school principal. "Awww, maaaaaan!" cried Evil George and Evil Harold. "We read your comic book back in chapter 8," said Harold. "Didja think we wouldn't remember how to turn your evil super-villain back into a harmless principal?"

中计了!乔治打了个响指，突然间，这个可怕的邪恶船长变成了一个友好的小学校长。 “啊，啊！”邪恶的乔治和邪恶的哈罗德叫道。 “我们读过你的漫画书第八章。”哈罗德说。 “你以为我们不会记得怎么把你的邪恶超级反派变回无害校长吗？”

George and Harold quickly found some rope and tied up Evil George, Evil Harold, and Nice Mr. Krupp. "We're taking you losers back to your own reality where you won't bother us ever again!" said George. "All we have to do is de-hypnotize and shrink Sulu, and our job will be done!" said Harold. "Nothing can possibly go wrong now!" "Y 'know, you really shouldn't say things like that," said George. "Why?" said Harold.

乔治和哈罗德很快找到了一些绳子，把邪恶的乔治、邪恶的哈罗德和善良的克虏伯先生绑在一起。 “我们要把你们这些废物送回你们自己的现实世界，在那里你们再也不会来烦我们了！”乔治说。 “我们要做的就是解除苏鲁的催眠，把它缩小，我们的任务就完成了！”哈罗德说。 “现在不可能出什么差错了！”“你知道，你真的不应该说那样的话。”乔治说。 “为什么？”哈罗德问。