19. Whenhamstersattack.com

CHAPTER 19 WHENHAMSTERSATTACK.COM Soon the three friends soared over the center of the city. There they met up with their beloved pet, Sulu, who was now a giant, evil monster destroying everything in his path.

"Well," said Harold, "it looks like you and I are going to have to drink that Super Power Juice so we can stop Giant Evil Sulu from wrecking the city." "Uh, Harold?" said George, as he eyed the carton of Super Power Juice suspiciously. "I'm so psyched!" said Harold. "I've always wanted to have super powers!" "Uh... Harold?" said George again, as he held the carton to his ear and shook it back and forth.

"I hope I get Kung-Fu Grip... and X-ray vision!" said Harold. "That would be awesome!" "Uh... HAROLD???" shouted George, as he turned the Super Power Juice carton upside down. "There's nothing left." "What do you mean?" cried Harold. "There was, like, a third of a carton in there twenty minutes ago!" "Well, it's gone now," said George. "It must have evaporated or something." The boys watched helplessly as Giant Evil Sulu continued trashing the city. "Well," said George, "I guess there's just one thing left to do."

Hurriedly, the three friends flew to the house of their principal, Mr. Krupp. It was easy to find, since it was the only house on Curmudgeon Boulevard that was covered in toilet paper. "Next time we've gotta use single-ply toilet paper," said George. "We'll get better coverage." After a quick knock on the door, and an even quicker snap of the fingers, Mr. Krupp transformed into the Amazing Captain Underpants. And in no time at all, the world's greatest, baldest superhero was face-to-face with the world's biggest, baddest bionic hamster.