19. Whenhamstersattack.com

CHAPTER 19 WHENHAMSTERSATTACK.COM Soon the three friends soared over the center of the city. There they met up with their beloved pet, Sulu, who was now a giant, evil monster destroying everything in his path.

很快，三个朋友飞到了市中心上空。 在那里，他们遇到了他们心爱的宠物，苏鲁，他现在是一个巨大的邪恶怪物，摧毁了他前进道路上的一切。

"Well," said Harold, "it looks like you and I are going to have to drink that Super Power Juice so we can stop Giant Evil Sulu from wrecking the city." "Uh, Harold?" said George, as he eyed the carton of Super Power Juice suspiciously. "I'm so psyched!" said Harold. "I've always wanted to have super powers!" "Uh... Harold?" said George again, as he held the carton to his ear and shook it back and forth.

“好了，”哈罗德说，“看来你和我必须喝下那杯超能力果汁，这样我们才能阻止邪恶巨人苏鲁破坏这座城市。” “嗯，哈罗德？”乔治怀疑地看着那盒超级力量果汁，问道。 “我太激动了！”哈罗德说。 “我一直想拥有超能力！”“嗯… 哈罗德？”乔治又问了一遍，他把纸盒举到耳边，前后摇晃着。

"I hope I get Kung-Fu Grip... and X-ray vision!" said Harold. "That would be awesome!" "Uh... HAROLD???" shouted George, as he turned the Super Power Juice carton upside down. "There's nothing left." "What do you mean?" cried Harold. "There was, like, a third of a carton in there twenty minutes ago!" "Well, it's gone now," said George. "It must have evaporated or something." The boys watched helplessly as Giant Evil Sulu continued trashing the city. "Well," said George, "I guess there's just one thing left to do."

“我希望能学功夫…… 还有x光般的视力！”哈罗德说。 “那太棒了！”“嗯… 哈罗德——？”乔治喊道，一边把超级力量果汁的纸盒倒过来。 “什么也没剩下。”“你什么意思？”哈罗德叫道。 “二十分钟前，里面还有三分之一纸箱呢！”“嗯，现在它不见了。”乔治说。 “肯定是蒸发了什么的。” 男孩们无助地看着邪恶的巨人苏鲁继续破坏这座城市。 “好吧，”乔治说，“我想只剩一件事要做了。”

Hurriedly, the three friends flew to the house of their principal, Mr. Krupp. It was easy to find, since it was the only house on Curmudgeon Boulevard that was covered in toilet paper. "Next time we've gotta use single-ply toilet paper," said George. "We'll get better coverage." After a quick knock on the door, and an even quicker snap of the fingers, Mr. Krupp transformed into the Amazing Captain Underpants. And in no time at all, the world's greatest, baldest superhero was face-to-face with the world's biggest, baddest bionic hamster.

三个朋友赶紧飞到校长克虏伯先生的家。 这房子很容易找到，因为它是柯姆德金大道上唯一一所铺满卫生纸的房子。 “下次我们要用单层厕纸。”乔治说。 “我们会得到更好的报道。” 在急促的敲门声和更快的响指声之后，克虏伯先生变成了神奇的内裤船长。 很快，世界上最伟大，最秃顶的超级英雄与世界上最大，最坏的仿生仓鼠面对面。