16. The Adventures of Boxer Boy andGreat-Granny Girdle

CHAPTER 16 THE ADVENTURES OF BOXER BOY AND GREAT-GRANNY GIRDLE

ThE ADVeNTUreS oF BOXER BOY AND Great-GrAnnY GirdLe By George Beard and HaRold Hutchins EveryBody Knows ThaT GrandParents are Kinda dorKy... They TeLL dumb Jokes... Why did the SilLy-WilLy Throw his clock in The air? He wanted to see time FLy! Haw-Haw. They caLL you emBaressing NICKNAmeS in PubLick... Hello, Babies! Ha- Ha! And they have no sence of what Things cost. Here's a nickel. Why don't you Buy a video game with it? Thanks, I will.

But Grandp- arents are Still CooL FOr ONE REASON were oLd! And we don't care what Anyone Thinks! outta my way, Buster Brown! step aside, you Bother me! our Heroes! AND SO... Everything was cooL untiL one day. when a strange new store opened up downtown.

They were selLing RoBoTS! Hey kids! Trade in youR old, worn out grand parents For the Latest in RoBo-Geezer Technology!!! CooL! They're Tons Better Than Reguler gr- andparents They tell Funny Jokes! What's 40 Feet Long and smells Like pee? Line-dancers at the old Folks Home. Ha- Ha They call you CooL Nicknames in PuBLicK... Hey ThOR! Yo-whaT UP, Dog? And Best oF aLL, They have no sense of what things cost. Here's a ten tho- usend dollers For a candy Bar.

Soon every kid in Town was Tra- ding in there old grandparents... Hey! What's going on? NoThing Where are you Taking Us? Nowhere ...For Brand New RoBo-Grannies and Grampatron 2000's. Wow, cool I Love my NEW ROBO- Geezers! Soon There was only 2 REAL GrAndPar- ents Left in Town. You wouldenT Trade us in, would you? No Way! You Better not OR you'll get a whippin!!!

ANYWAY... One Day, George and Harolds Grandparents went downtown. Something Fishy is going on in There. Hmm So they snuck inside The Building... Shhh. SOON... Hey Look! They opened the door and saw a Tragick discovery. Hey! all of the grandparents in Town Got totally Captured!!! Oh, my