16. The Adventures of Boxer Boy andGreat-Granny Girdle

CHAPTER 16 THE ADVENTURES OF BOXER BOY AND GREAT-GRANNY GIRDLE

第十六章拳师男孩和曾祖母的冒险故事

ThE ADVeNTUreS oF BOXER BOY AND Great-GrAnnY GirdLe By George Beard and HaRold Hutchins EveryBody Knows ThaT GrandParents are Kinda dorKy... They TeLL dumb Jokes... Why did the SilLy-WilLy Throw his clock in The air? He wanted to see time FLy! Haw-Haw. They caLL you emBaressing NICKNAmeS in PubLick... Hello, Babies! Ha- Ha! And they have no sence of what Things cost. Here's a nickel. Why don't you Buy a video game with it? Thanks, I will.

乔治·比尔德和哈罗德·哈钦斯的《拳击手男孩和曾祖母的冒险》大家都知道祖父母有点傻…… 他们讲愚蠢的笑话……为什么愚蠢的威利把他的钟扔到空中？ 他想看时间飞逝！哈哈。 他们在公共场合给你起了令人难堪的绰号…… 你好,宝宝!哈——哈!他们也不知道东西的价值。 这是五分钱。你为什么不用它买个电子游戏呢？ 谢谢，我会的。

But Grandp- arents are Still CooL FOr ONE REASON were oLd! And we don't care what Anyone Thinks! outta my way, Buster Brown! step aside, you Bother me! our Heroes! AND SO... Everything was cooL untiL one day. when a strange new store opened up downtown.

但是祖父母仍然很酷，原因之一是他们老了！我们才不管别人怎么想！别挡道，巴斯特·布朗！让开，你打扰我了！我们的英雄!所以… 一切都很酷，直到有一天。 市中心开了一家奇怪的新店。

They were selLing RoBoTS! Hey kids! Trade in youR old, worn out grand parents For the Latest in RoBo-Geezer Technology!!! CooL! They're Tons Better Than Reguler gr- andparents They tell Funny Jokes! What's 40 Feet Long and smells Like pee? Line-dancers at the old Folks Home. Ha- Ha They call you CooL Nicknames in PuBLicK... Hey ThOR! Yo-whaT UP, Dog? And Best oF aLL, They have no sense of what things cost. Here's a ten tho- usend dollers For a candy Bar.

他们在卖机器人！嗨,孩子们!把你年迈、疲惫不堪的祖父母换成最新的机器人技术！！太酷了!他们比普通父母好得多——他们会讲有趣的笑话！什么东西有40英尺长，闻起来像尿？ 老人院的排舞演员。 哈哈，他们在公共场合叫你酷的绰号… 嘿,托尔!怎么了，狗狗？ 最重要的是，他们不知道东西的价格。 这是十元买一根糖棒。

Soon every kid in Town was Tra- ding in there old grandparents... Hey! What's going on? NoThing Where are you Taking Us? Nowhere ...For Brand New RoBo-Grannies and Grampatron 2000's. Wow, cool I Love my NEW ROBO- Geezers! Soon There was only 2 REAL GrAndPar- ents Left in Town. You wouldenT Trade us in, would you? No Way! You Better not OR you'll get a whippin!!!

很快，镇上的每个孩子都去拜访他们年迈的祖父母。 嘿!这是怎么呢？没什么你要带我们去哪里？ 地方……全新的机器人奶奶和爷爷2000的。 哇，酷，我爱我的新机器人- Geezers！很快，镇上就只剩下两位真正的祖父母了。 你会出卖我们，是吗？ 没门!你最好不要，否则你会被鞭打的！！

ANYWAY... One Day, George and Harolds Grandparents went downtown. Something Fishy is going on in There. Hmm So they snuck inside The Building... Shhh. SOON... Hey Look! They opened the door and saw a Tragick discovery. Hey! all of the grandparents in Town Got totally Captured!!! Oh, my

无论如何……一天，乔治和哈罗德的祖父母去市中心。 里面发生了一些可疑的事情。 嗯所以他们溜进了大楼… 嘘。很快……嘿,瞧!他们打开门，看到了一个特拉格克的发现。 嘿!镇上所有的祖父母都被抓了！！哦,我的