13. Purple Potty People Unite!

CHAPTER 13 PURPLE POTTY PEOPLE UNITE! Seconds after George, Harold, and Crackers left the library, four confused beings from an alternate dimension began to stir. Evil George, Evil Harold, Evil Sulu, and Nice Mr. Krupp stumbled to the center of the strange, empty library, rubbing their heads and looking around curiously. "Look," said Evil George. "This library has no books on the shelves."

"Hmmmm," said Evil Harold. "It looks like we've entered some kind of alternate universe. An illogical reality where everything is backwards." "Backwards, eh?" said Evil George. "WE could do quite well in a place like this!" He walked over to the drinking fountain and splashed some water on Nice Mr. Krupp's face.

Suddenly, Nice Mr. Krupp's confused smile turned into an evil frown. He ripped off his clothes and tied a curtain from a nearby window around his neck. Then Evil George handed him a bad toupee, and the pernicious principal stood before them, snarling angrily through his flared nostrils. AM CAPTAIN BLUNDERPANTS!" he shouted in a thunderous voice.