13. Purple Potty People Unite!

CHAPTER 13 PURPLE POTTY PEOPLE UNITE! Seconds after George, Harold, and Crackers left the library, four confused beings from an alternate dimension began to stir. Evil George, Evil Harold, Evil Sulu, and Nice Mr. Krupp stumbled to the center of the strange, empty library, rubbing their heads and looking around curiously. "Look," said Evil George. "This library has no books on the shelves."

第13章紫色便盆的人团结起来！乔治、哈罗德和克拉克斯离开图书馆几秒钟后，来自异次元的四个困惑的人开始动了起来。 邪恶的乔治、邪恶的哈罗德、邪恶的苏鲁和善良的克虏伯先生跌跌撞撞地走到这个陌生的、空荡荡的图书馆中央，他们揉着头，好奇地环顾四周。 “看，”邪恶的乔治说。“这个图书馆的书架上没有书。”

"Hmmmm," said Evil Harold. "It looks like we've entered some kind of alternate universe. An illogical reality where everything is backwards." "Backwards, eh?" said Evil George. "WE could do quite well in a place like this!" He walked over to the drinking fountain and splashed some water on Nice Mr. Krupp's face.

“嗯。”邪恶的哈罗德说。 “看起来我们已经进入了某种平行宇宙。 一个不合逻辑的现实，一切都是倒退的。” “倒着，嗯？”邪恶的乔治说。 “我们在这样一个地方可以做得很好！”他走到饮水机旁，往克虏伯先生的脸上泼了些水。

Suddenly, Nice Mr. Krupp's confused smile turned into an evil frown. He ripped off his clothes and tied a curtain from a nearby window around his neck. Then Evil George handed him a bad toupee, and the pernicious principal stood before them, snarling angrily through his flared nostrils. AM CAPTAIN BLUNDERPANTS!" he shouted in a thunderous voice.

突然，善良的克虏伯先生困惑的笑容变成了邪恶的皱眉。 他扯下自己的衣服，把附近窗户上的窗帘系在脖子上。 然后，邪恶的乔治递给他一顶糟糕的假发，邪恶的校长站在他们面前，从他张开的鼻孔里愤怒地咆哮。 我是粗裤队长！”他用雷鸣般的声音喊道。