1. George and Harold

Hi everybody. As you can see, we've been experiencing some technical difficulties. This comic book should get you up-to-date on our story so far...

大家好。如你所见，我们遇到了一些技术上的困难。 这本漫画书应该能让你了解到目前为止我们最新的故事……

THe oFten TOLD UNTOLD STORY OF CAPIAiN UNDer. ANTS By George Beard and Harold Hutchins Once upon a Time There was two Cool Kids na- med George and HaroLd. were supa awesome! Me too! But They had a mean old PrincipLe nam- ed MR. KRupp Who was mean. I'm all mad and stuff! So George and Harold Hipnoty- Zed him with a 3-D Hipno-Ring. You will oBey OUR every comand. O.K.

经常被人提起的UNDer船长的故事。 从前有两个很酷的孩子——乔治和哈罗德。 我们太棒了！我也是!但是他们有一个叫MR的老原则。 克虏伯：他很刻薄。我都疯了！所以乔治和哈罗德给了他一个三维的嬉皮戒指。 你要遵守我的一切命令。 还好

then they Axident- elly made him think He was a super Hero. You are captain underpants O.K. Look at me, I'm captain underpants! But He exscaped and ran off to Fight Crime: TRO- LA- LARA Rats. George and Haro Ld ran after him Hey come Back Hear way! Then one day He drank some super power Juice. Now He Has Sup- er powers and stuff. Look it me. I got super powers and stuff. AW man!

然后他们意外地让他认为他是一个超级英雄。 你是内裤船长，好吧 看看我，我是内裤船长！但他逃了出来，跑去了《打击犯罪：TRO- LA- LARA老鼠》。 乔治和哈罗德跟在他后面，嘿，回来！然后有一天他喝了一些超能力果汁。 现在他有超能力了。 看着我。我有超能力什么的。 哦男人!

But if you think thats Bad, it gets Worse! Pay attention because this next part is important!!! The worst part is that whenever Mr. Krupp Hears Some Body snap Their Fingers... He turns into captain underpants. Tra-la-laaa and Whenever somebody Splashes water on captain Underpantses Face... ...He turns BACK into Mean ole Mr. Krupp. BLaH BLaH Blah

但如果你认为这很糟糕，情况会变得更糟！注意，因为下一部分很重要！！最糟糕的是，每当克虏伯先生听到有人打响指… 他变成了内裤船长。 啦啦啦，每当有人把水泼到内裤队长脸上… …他又变回了刻薄的克虏伯先生。 等等等等

In their last adventure, George and Harold got two new Pets... a Bionic Hamster named "Sulu"... COOL! and a pterodactyl named "Crackers"! awesome! Everything was cool until this Brainiac Named melvin Showed up. I'm telling! Melvin made a time machine out of a purple potty. It looks like this.

在最后一次冒险中，乔治和哈罗德得到了两只新宠物…… 一只名叫“苏鲁”的仿生仓鼠…… 太酷了!还有一只叫“饼干”的翼龙！太棒了!一切都很酷，直到这个叫梅尔文的大脑互动体出现。 我告诉!梅尔文用紫色马桶做了个时光机。 它看起来像这样。