9. Captain Underpants and the TerrifyingTale of the Tattle-Tron 2000

CHAPTER 9 CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND THE TERRIFYING TALE OF THE TATTLE-TRON 2000

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND The TeRiFying TALe OF THe TATTLE-TRON 2000 By George Beard and Harold Hutchins Onse upon a time there was a dumb Kid named Melvin Who was a big TaTtLe-tale. I'm TelLing Everywhare He went he calised Greif and Mizery. Im TeLLing UntiL one Day... Im TelLing Hey cops, That guy JUSt Robed the Bank. Gee ThanKS Kid.

You're are under a rest. Hey kiD you Solved the Crime of the senchery! And so... DaiLy News DumB Kid is a Hero Everybody Loves Melvin!!! MeLvin had became so populer that he desided to run for mayer. Im TeLLing He won in a Land slide victory. DaiLY NEWS DUMB KID Becomes MaYER Congrajew- Lashons!!! Your the Youngest mayer ever! Yes and Im going To make some BIG Changes!

soon mayer Melvin made a bunch of Dumb new Laws. No humming No SmiLing NO Reading Signs No taLKing No Wedgies NO stinKy Feet NO MAR- veLing aT NaTure No burping No Stop- ing To SmeLL The Roses And People were getting a rested LeFt and Right Your Under a rest! But I didnt do anything! Busted! NO Saying But I didnt do Anything And they all got sent to JaiL

SudenLy... mayer meLvin ALL The Jails are Full! Hmm I will Build a big Robo-JaiL and catch those Lawbraker- 5 myseLf! So he built the TattLe-Tron 2000

Soon mayer Melvin was off Catching LawbreaKers. that'LL teach you! Then Melvin Headed For the sckool. HeLp! The TattLe-Tron 2000 Just Ran across the soccer Field and sQuished the GYm Teacher! OH NO! We just PLanted that grass! This Looks Like a JOB FoR... CAPTAin UNderPANTS!