7. Mr.Krupp

CHAPTER 7 MR. KRUPP About that very same time, the school principal, Mr. Krupp, came marching into the office in a particularly foul mood. He stopped beside Miss Anthrope's desk, huffing and puffing. "Where's my coffee, Edith?" he shouted. "Get it yourself!" Miss Anthrope shouted back.

第七章克虏伯先生大约在同一时间，校长克虏伯先生带着一种特别不愉快的心情大步走进办公室。 他在Anthrope小姐的书桌旁停了下来，喘着粗气。 “我的咖啡呢，伊迪丝？”他喊道。 “你自己去拿吧！”Anthrope小姐喊道。

"I don't need your lip today!" Mr. Krupp growled. "I just want my coffee and I want it NOW!" "Well, get me a cup, too, while you're at it," Miss Anthrope growled back. "Aaaaugh!" screamed Mr. Krupp in frustration as he grabbed a newspaper and headed for the faculty restroom. Ms. Ribble was standing beside the restroom door smiling and trying very hard not to laugh.

“我今天不需要你的嘴唇！”克虏伯咆哮道。 “我只想要我的咖啡，现在就要！”“好吧，顺便也给我倒一杯，”Anthrope小姐吼道。 “啊！”克虏伯沮丧地尖叫着，抓起一份报纸，向教员休息室走去。 里布尔站在洗手间门边微笑着，竭力忍住不笑出来。

"What are you lookin' at?" Mr. Krupp snarled as he pushed his way past Ms. Ribble and slammed the restroom door behind him. Inside the restroom, you could hear the faint sound of a belt buckle jingling, a zipper unzipping, some clothes rustling, and finally

“你在看什么？”克虏伯咆哮着从她身边挤过。 里布尔关上了洗手间的门。 在洗手间里，你可以听到微弱的皮带扣丁丁当当的声音，拉链拉开的声音，一些衣服的沙沙声，最后

SPLAT!!! SPLAT!!! "WHAT THE —l" screamed Mr. Krupp from inside the restroom. "I'VE GOT KETCHUP IN MY UNDERWEAR!!!"

长条木板! !长条木板! !克虏伯先生在洗手间里尖叫道：“这是什么？” “我的内裤里有番茄酱！！”

In a few moments, the door of the faculty restroom flew open. "I'm going to get George and Harold for this!" Mr. Krupp screamed. "They didn't do it," laughed Ms. Ribble. "I did! It's called a Squishy. It's the latest fad!" "Yeah, right. Very funny!" said Mr. Krupp. "Now, where are those two kids? I just KNOW they're responsible!"

不一会儿，教员休息室的门突然打开了。 “我要为此惩罚乔治和哈罗德！”克虏伯先生尖叫起来。 “他们没有这么做，”她笑着说。 博尔。“我做了!它叫软蛋。 这是最新的时尚！”“是的,对。 非常有趣！”克虏伯先生说。 “喂，那两个孩子在哪儿？” 我只知道他们有责任！”

As Mr. Krupp headed for the cafeteria, he noticed that he wasn't the only person to fall victim to the dreaded Squishies. All through the hallway, angry first, second, third, fifth, and sixth graders were complaining about ketchup stains on their pants, socks, legs, and underwear. Mr. Krupp stormed into the cafeteria and headed for the fourth graders' table.

当克虏伯先生走向自助餐厅时，他注意到他不是唯一一个成为可怕的史软糖受害者的人。 在整个走廊里，一年级、二年级、三年级、五年级和六年级的学生都在愤怒地抱怨他们的裤子、袜子、腿和内衣上的番茄酱污渍。 克虏伯先生冲进自助餐厅，向四年级学生的餐桌走去。