28. A Happy Ending

CHAPTER 28 A HAPPY ENDING "You know something?" said George. "This is the first time one of our books actually had a happy ending." "You're right," said Harold. "Usually they end with me screaming 'Oh, NO!' and you screaming 'Here we go again!' But we got lucky this time, I guess."

“你知道吗？”乔治说。 “这是我们的书第一次真正有一个圆满的结局。” “你说得对。”哈罗德说。 “他们通常以我的尖叫结束，‘哦，不！你尖叫着“我们又来了！”但我想这次我们很幸运。”

"What do you mean, lucky?" said Mr. Krupp. "It was MY invention that saved the world. You guys are so immature!" "Huh?" said George.

“你说幸运是什么意思？”克虏伯先生说。 “是我的发明拯救了世界。 你们太不成熟了！”“嗯？”乔治说。

"I want to see both of you bubs in my office PRONTO!" yelled Melvin. "I'm gonna punish you boys so bad, your kids will be born with detentions!" "Whaaaa?" said Harold.

“我要你们两个马上到我办公室来！”梅尔文喊道。 “我要狠狠地惩罚你们，你们的孩子一出生就得关禁闭！”“什么？”哈罗德问。

Suddenly, a giant extendable Octo-Claw reached out from one of the three huge chunks of boogers. It grabbed the Combine- O-Tron 2000 out of Mr. Sneedly's hands and smashed it to smithereens on the ground. Mr. and Mrs. Sneedly ran away screaming as the three humongous robotic booger chunks came to life.

突然，一只巨大的可伸缩的八爪从三大块鼻屎中的一块伸出来。 它从史尼利先生手中夺过联合收割机- O-Tron 2000，把它摔在地上摔得粉碎。 当三个巨大的机器人鼻屎块活过来时，史尼利夫妇尖叫着跑开了。

Slowly, they began dripping down the sides of the buildings, each one energizing itself with a single Turbo-9000 SP5 Kung-Fu Titanium/Lithium Alloy Processor.

慢慢地，他们开始从建筑物的侧面往下滴，每一个都用一台涡轮9000 SP5功夫钛/锂合金处理器给自己充电。

As the huge booger chunks oozed closer and closer, they began sprouting strange- looking metallic eyeballs and huge, menacing robotic limbs.

随着巨大的鼻屎块越来越近，它们开始长出奇怪的金属眼球和巨大的、具有威胁性的机械四肢。