20. Captain Underpants, That's Who

CHAPTER 20 CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS, THAT'S WHO As much as George and Harold hated to do it, they decided that it was time to send in Captain Underpants to save the day. George snapped his fingers. Suddenly, the terror and panic that Mr. Krupp had been experiencing completely vanished.

尽管乔治和哈罗德很不愿意这么做，但他们还是决定是时候派内裤船长来挽救局面了。 乔治打了个响指。 突然间，克虏伯先生所经历的恐惧和恐慌完全消失了。

A wild, silly grin spread across his face as he leaped to his feet and ripped off his outer clothing and toupee. Mr. Krupp's transformation into Captain Underpants was almost complete. The only thing he was missing was a cape. "Gee," he said, "I sure wish I could find a red curtain with black dots on it." "Hey," said George as he pointed to the red curtain with black dots on it, "here's a red curtain with black dots on it." "What a remarkably unexpected coincidence," said Captain Underpants as he grabbed the latest in a series of convoluted plot devices and tied it around his neck.

当他跳起来撕下外衣和假发时，他脸上绽开了一个疯狂而愚蠢的笑容。 克虏伯先生变成内裤船长的过程几乎完成了。 他只缺一件斗篷。 “哎呀，”他说，“我真希望我能找到一块上面有黑点的红窗帘。” “嘿，”乔治指着上面有黑点的红窗帘说，“这里有一块上面有黑点的红窗帘。” “真是出乎意料的巧合，”内裤队长一边说，一边抓起一系列错综复杂的情节装置中最新的一个，把它系在脖子上。

By this time, Melvin had stomped his way out of the factory and into the downtown area, leaving behind a twisted path of mucus- coated destruction. Captain Underpants flew into the air, following the trail of terror until he was face-to-face with the snot-spewing cyborg. "I order you to stop," said Captain Underpants, "in the name of all that is Pre- Shrunk and Cottony!" Melvin did not listen.

这时，梅尔文已经踏着脚走出了工厂，进入了市中心，留下了一条被粘液覆盖的扭曲的道路。 内裤队长飞向空中，跟随恐怖的踪迹，直到他与喷着鼻涕的机器人面对面。 “我命令你停下来，”内裤船长说，“以所有预缩水棉的名义！”梅尔文不听。

Captain Underpants had no choice but to fight the boogery behemoth, but first he needed to save Miss Anthrope. Quickly, our hero flew to Edith's side, grabbed her hands, and pulled firmly. The slimy phlegm that covered Melvin's gigantic fist was strong and gluey, but it was no match for Wedgie Power.

内裤队长别无选择，只能与巨兽搏斗，但首先他需要拯救人类小姐。 我们的英雄迅速飞到伊迪丝身边，抓住她的手，紧紧地拉着。 梅尔文那只巨大的拳头上粘满了黏糊糊的痰，很结实，很粘稠，但根本无法与“维吉力量”匹敌。

Captain Underpants pulled and pulled until Miss Anthrope became completely dislodged with a noisy, wet, disgusting sound. (Note: Please feel free to make the noisy, wet, disgusting sound of your choice to emphasize the intense drama of this gripping paragraph.) "I'm free!" cried Miss Anthrope. "Let's get the heck out of here!"

内裤船长拉啊拉啊，直到Anthrope小姐发出一种又吵又湿又恶心的声音，完全被甩了出去。 （注意：请随意选择嘈杂、潮湿、恶心的声音来强调这段扣人心弦的戏剧性情节。）“我自由了！” “我们离开这鬼地方吧！”

Suddenly, the Bionic Booger Boy reached down and grabbed Captain Underpants by the cape. The monster held on tightly with his gigantic, gooey robotic fingers. "ACK!" cried Captain Underpants. "He's got my cape! He's got my cape!" "Well just untie it!" screamed Miss Anthrope. "Let's GO! Let's GO!" "But I —I can't fight crime without my cape!" cried Captain Underpants. "FORGET YOUR STUPID CAPE!" Edith screamed. "Just save me, you idiot!"

突然，仿生鼻屎男孩伸手抓住了内裤队长的斗篷。 怪物用他那巨大粘稠的机械手指紧紧地抓着。 “哎呀！”内裤船长叫道。 “他拿了我的斗篷！”他拿了我的斗篷！”“那就把它解开吧！” “我们走吧!我们走吧!”“可是我——没有斗篷我就打不了罪！”内裤队长叫道。 “忘了你那愚蠢的斗篷吧！”伊迪丝尖叫。 “救救我吧，你这个白痴！”