10. Mad Mr.Melvin

CHAPTER 10 MAD MR. MELVIN Melvin was furious. He ripped the comic book in half and tossed it over his shoulder. Then he washed his hands in the toilet and stormed out of the restroom. "I'm gonna get George and Harold for that," said Melvin. "I'm gonna teach them a lesson they'll NEVER forget!"

第十章疯狂的梅尔文先生梅尔文怒不可遏。 他把漫画书撕成两半，扔到肩上。 然后他在厕所里洗完手，气冲冲地走出了洗手间。 “我要找乔治和哈罗德，”梅尔文说。 “我要给他们一个永生难忘的教训！”

After school, Melvin grabbed his Combine- O-Tron 2000 and headed home. Melvin's mother and father were both busy working on a top-secret government experiment when Melvin walked in the front door. "Hello, son," said Melvin's father. "How was your day at school?" "Terrible!" said Melvin. "Nobody in school has sufficient respect for my beautiful mind. Those dull-witted, lame-brained, gum- chewing idiots are more impressed with comic books than they are with the wonders of science. But I shall teach them. I shall teach them all! Ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaa!" "That's nice, honey," said Melvin's mom.

放学后，梅尔文抓起他的联合收割机- O-Tron 2000直奔家。 当梅尔文走进前门时，他的父母都在忙着做一项绝密的政府实验。 “你好，儿子，”梅尔文的父亲说。 “你今天在学校过得怎么样？”“糟透了！”梅尔文说。 “学校里没有人对我美丽的心灵有足够的尊重。 那些愚蠢的、脑残的、嚼口香糖的白痴对漫画书的印象比对科学奇迹的印象更深刻。 但我要教他们。我要教他们所有人！Ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaa !”“太好了，亲爱的，”梅尔文的妈妈说。

Melvin marched up to his room to begin building a brand-new super-powered robot. But when he opened his bedroom door, he saw the family's pet cat, Danderella, sleeping quietly on his bed. "Hey!" Melvin screamed. "What are you doing in my room, you stupid cat? You know I'm allergic to you! Now get out and —a-a- A-CHOOO! —STAY OUT!"

梅尔文大步走进自己的房间，开始制作一个全新的超级机器人。 但是当他打开卧室的门时，他看到家里的宠物猫Danderella静静地睡在他的床上。 “嘿!”梅尔文尖叫。“你在我的房间里干什么，你这只笨猫？” 你知道我对你过敏！现在给我滚出去！呆了!”

After a few hours, Melvin had built his newest and most powerful robot ever, which had three sets of interchangeable laser eyeballs, Macro-Hydraulic Jump-A-Tronic legs, Super-Somgobulating Automo-Arms, and an extendable Octo-Claw rib cage, and was powered by three separate Twin Turbo- 9000 SP5 Kung-Fu Titanium/Lithium Alloy Processors, which were all built into a virtually indestructible Flexo-Growmonic endoskeleton that had the power to punch through cinder blocks, crush steel in its vise- like grasp, and plow mercilessly through poorly written run-on sentences. It could also slice bagels.

几个小时后，梅尔文制造出了他最新的、有史以来最强大的机器人，它有三套可更换的激光眼球、大液压跳跃电子腿、超级somgobulating自动手臂和一个可伸缩的八爪肋骨，由三个独立的Twin Turbo- 9000 SP5功夫钛/锂合金处理器驱动，这些处理器都被安装在一个几乎坚不可摧的Flexo-Growmonic内骨骼中，有能力打穿煤渣砖。用虎钳般的手把钢铁压碎，用犁无情地犁出写得很差的连篇句子。 它还可以切百吉饼。

"That ought to do the trick," said Melvin, wiping his nose on a tissue. "Now, all I have to do is —a-a-A-Chooo! —combine my body with this bionic robot, and I shall be the most powerful boy who—a-a-A-Chooo!— ever lived!"

“这应该管用，”梅尔文说着，用纸巾擦了擦鼻子。 “现在，我要做的就是——呜——呜！”-把我的身体和这个仿生机器人结合起来，我将成为最强大的男孩！——从来没有过！”