9. Freaky Weeky

CHAPTER 9 FREAKY WEEKY The following week at Jerome Horwitz Elementary School was definitely one of the weirdest ones they'd had in a while. For example: None of the kids showed up for school on Monday. But Mr. Krupp didn't even seem to notice. "Hey, where is everybody today?" asked Mr. Rected. "B-B-Bubba bobba hob-hobba-hobba wah-wah," said Mr. Krupp.

On Tuesday everybody did show up... in their pajamas! "Why is everybody picking their noses?" asked Miss Fitt. "B-B-Bubba bobba hob-hobba-hobba wah-wah," said Mr. Krupp.

On Wednesday, for some strange reason, the whole school smelled like garlic and rotten egg-salad sandwiches (especially some of the girls). "Boy," said Ms. Guided, "the styles today sure are getting bizarre." "B-B-Bubba bobba hob-hobba-hobba wah-wah," said Mr. Krupp.

Thursday was, without a doubt, a complete and total disaster. "There's a food fight in the lunchroom!" shouted Mr. Rustworthy. "And the football team is destroying the teachers' lounge!" "B-B-Bubba bobba hob-hobba-hobba wah-wah," said Mr. Krupp.

Now, nobody was sure what happened on Friday. Apparently, there was a mix-up with the dress code and the yearbook photos. "Our school pictures are ruined!" shouted Ms. Dayken. "B-B-Bubba bobba hob-hobba-hobba wah-wah," said Mr. Krupp. Yes, it was a freaky week, alright. But the big wedding was only a day away... and things were about to get REALLY freaky!