9. Freaky Weeky

CHAPTER 9 FREAKY WEEKY The following week at Jerome Horwitz Elementary School was definitely one of the weirdest ones they'd had in a while. For example: None of the kids showed up for school on Monday. But Mr. Krupp didn't even seem to notice. "Hey, where is everybody today?" asked Mr. Rected. "B-B-Bubba bobba hob-hobba-hobba wah-wah," said Mr. Krupp.

在杰罗姆·霍维茨小学接下来的一周，绝对是他们一段时间以来最奇怪的一周之一。 星期一没有一个孩子来上学。 但克虏伯先生似乎根本没注意到。 “嘿，今天大家都到哪儿去了？” 克虏伯先生说：“布-布-波-霍-霍-霍-哇-哇。”

On Tuesday everybody did show up... in their pajamas! "Why is everybody picking their noses?" asked Miss Fitt. "B-B-Bubba bobba hob-hobba-hobba wah-wah," said Mr. Krupp.

星期二大家都来了…… 穿着睡衣！“为什么每个人都挖鼻孔？”菲特老师问。 克虏伯先生说：“布-布-波-霍-霍-霍-哇-哇。”

On Wednesday, for some strange reason, the whole school smelled like garlic and rotten egg-salad sandwiches (especially some of the girls). "Boy," said Ms. Guided, "the styles today sure are getting bizarre." "B-B-Bubba bobba hob-hobba-hobba wah-wah," said Mr. Krupp.

周三，出于某种奇怪的原因，整个学校都弥漫着大蒜和烂鸡蛋沙拉三明治的味道（尤其是一些女生）。 “天哪，”圭德说，“如今的风格确实越来越奇怪了。” 克虏伯先生说：“布-布-波-霍-霍-霍-哇-哇。”

Thursday was, without a doubt, a complete and total disaster. "There's a food fight in the lunchroom!" shouted Mr. Rustworthy. "And the football team is destroying the teachers' lounge!" "B-B-Bubba bobba hob-hobba-hobba wah-wah," said Mr. Krupp.

毫无疑问，星期四是一场彻底的灾难。 “餐厅里有一场食物大战！” “足球队正在破坏教师休息室！”克虏伯先生说：“布-布-波-霍-霍-霍-哇-哇。”

Now, nobody was sure what happened on Friday. Apparently, there was a mix-up with the dress code and the yearbook photos. "Our school pictures are ruined!" shouted Ms. Dayken. "B-B-Bubba bobba hob-hobba-hobba wah-wah," said Mr. Krupp. Yes, it was a freaky week, alright. But the big wedding was only a day away... and things were about to get REALLY freaky!

现在，没有人知道周五发生了什么。 显然是着装要求和年鉴照片搞混了。 “我们学校的照片都毁了！” Dayken。克虏伯先生说：“布-布-波-霍-霍-霍-哇-哇。” 是的，这一周很诡异。 但是离盛大的婚礼只有一天了…… 事情就要变得很诡异了！