4. Captain Underpants and the Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie Woman

CHAPTER 4 CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND THE WRATH OF THE WICKED WEDGIE WOMAN

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS And the WRATh oF the WickeD WEDGiE WOMAN Story By George BEArd Pictures By Harold Hutchins Onse upon a time there was A really mean teacher named Ms. Ribble Who was very mean. GRRRRR I'm Am Evil! She gave us Lots OF homework and yelled at us ALL The time. Read 250 Pages FOR A test! Aw MAN! one Time at Christmas vacation She gave everybody 41 Book Reports. Ho Ho Ho! DeC. 25 wake up... It's time to open up your prisons! I cant! I half to do my homework!!!

After christmas every. body turned in A Big Pile of book Reports. HAW HAW HAW! Then something Terrible Happened. HeLp. Ms. Ribble WAS Buried in A mounten of Book Reports Shes Really Most sincerely Dead. NO shes NOT. We can Re- Build Her... DocteR We can make Her better than she was. ...Faster... stronger... eviler!!!

When Ms. RiBBle got out of the hospital, She had Bionic Powers. I Will Take over the world. HAW HAW HAW!!! So she made a evil costume. Her Bionic Beehive Hairdoo opened up to Reveal a evil wedgie ROBO-CLAW. OUCHIES! HAW HAW Nobody can stop me now! inosent Bystander Help! Wedgie woman is in the teacher's lounge. She just drank all the coffee and now She's given the gym teacher A Killer-wedgie!!! OH, The Horror!! She better make A fresh pot!!!

This Looks Like A JOB FOR... CAPTAIN UNDERP ANTS!! What's the problem, bob? Help it's wedgie woman! So Captain under- Pants got into A Big Fight with Wedgie woman. she tried to give him A wedgie But... captain under pants was faster than a speeding waistband... ...more power- ful Than Boxer shorts... OUCH

And able To Leap tall buildings without getting A wedgie. TRA-LA LAAAAA! So Wedgie Woman went to the store to buy some spray starch. NEW SPRAY STARCH STARch is The Enemy of under- wear! Warning Do NOT Spray this product on your underwear or you'll Be sorry! wedgie woman sprayed. Gotcha! Hey! OH NO! My underpants is ALL stiff and uncomfortable! HAW HAW captain underpants tried to push the buttons on his utility Waistband But they were broke!! He WAS powerless! I'm DOOMED!