4. Captain Underpants and the Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie Woman

CHAPTER 4 CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND THE WRATH OF THE WICKED WEDGIE WOMAN

第四章内裤船长和坏女人的愤怒

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS And the WRATh oF the WickeD WEDGiE WOMAN Story By George BEArd Pictures By Harold Hutchins Onse upon a time there was A really mean teacher named Ms. Ribble Who was very mean. GRRRRR I'm Am Evil! She gave us Lots OF homework and yelled at us ALL The time. Read 250 Pages FOR A test! Aw MAN! one Time at Christmas vacation She gave everybody 41 Book Reports. Ho Ho Ho! DeC. 25 wake up... It's time to open up your prisons! I cant! I half to do my homework!!!

《内裤船长和坏女人的愤怒》故事作者：乔治·比尔德图片作者：哈罗德·哈金斯很久以前，有一位非常刻薄的老师，名叫史密斯女士。 里布尔，他很刻薄。我是恶魔！她给我们布置了很多作业，还一直对我们大喊大叫。 阅读250页的测试！哦男人!有一次在圣诞节假期，她给了每个人41本读书报告。 嗬嗬嗬！12月25日醒醒…… 是时候打开你们的监狱了！我不能!我一半要做作业！！

After christmas every. body turned in A Big Pile of book Reports. HAW HAW HAW! Then something Terrible Happened. HeLp. Ms. Ribble WAS Buried in A mounten of Book Reports Shes Really Most sincerely Dead. NO shes NOT. We can Re- Build Her... DocteR We can make Her better than she was. ...Faster... stronger... eviler!!!

圣诞节过后的每一天。我上交了一大堆读书报告。 唧唧！然后可怕的事情发生了。 的帮助。里布尔女士被埋在成堆的读书报告中，她真的非常真诚地死了。 不，她不是。我们可以重建她… 医生我们可以让她好起来。 …快…强……更可恨! !

When Ms. RiBBle got out of the hospital, She had Bionic Powers. I Will Take over the world. HAW HAW HAW!!! So she made a evil costume. Her Bionic Beehive Hairdoo opened up to Reveal a evil wedgie ROBO-CLAW. OUCHIES! HAW HAW Nobody can stop me now! inosent Bystander Help! Wedgie woman is in the teacher's lounge. She just drank all the coffee and now She's given the gym teacher A Killer-wedgie!!! OH, The Horror!! She better make A fresh pot!!!

当里布尔女士出院时，她拥有了仿生能力。 我将接管世界。 哈哈哈哈！！所以她做了一件邪恶的服装。 她的仿生蜂巢发型打开，露出了一个邪恶的机器爪。 脾气暴躁的!现在没人能阻止我了！无辜的旁观者救命！穿短裤的女人在教师休息室。 她刚喝光了所有的咖啡，现在她给了体育老师一条性感内裤！！哦，恐怖！！她最好煮一壶新的！！

This Looks Like A JOB FOR... CAPTAIN UNDERP ANTS!! What's the problem, bob? Help it's wedgie woman! So Captain under- Pants got into A Big Fight with Wedgie woman. she tried to give him A wedgie But... captain under pants was faster than a speeding waistband... ...more power- ful Than Boxer shorts... OUCH

这看起来像是给……的工作。 蚂蚁船长！！怎么了，鲍勃？ 救命，这是内裤女人！所以内裤队长和穿短裤的女人大吵了一架。 她想给他一个内裤，但是… 裤子里的船长比超速的腰带还快…… …比拳师短裤更有力量…… 哎哟

And able To Leap tall buildings without getting A wedgie. TRA-LA LAAAAA! So Wedgie Woman went to the store to buy some spray starch. NEW SPRAY STARCH STARch is The Enemy of under- wear! Warning Do NOT Spray this product on your underwear or you'll Be sorry! wedgie woman sprayed. Gotcha! Hey! OH NO! My underpants is ALL stiff and uncomfortable! HAW HAW captain underpants tried to push the buttons on his utility Waistband But they were broke!! He WAS powerless! I'm DOOMED!

而且还能跳过高楼而不用穿破底裤。 TRA-LA LAAAAA !于是，女内裤去商店买了一些喷雾淀粉。 淀粉是内衣的大敌！警告：不要将本产品喷在内衣上，否则你会后悔的！穿短裤的女人喷了。 明白了!嘿!噢,不!我的内裤又硬又不舒服！哈哈，内裤船长试着按他的裤腰上的按钮，但是他们坏了！！他无能为力！我命中注定的!