29. Better Living Through Hypnosis

CHAPTER 29 BETTER LIVING THROUGH HYPNOSIS The next day, Ms. Ribble entered the classroom looking a whole lot friendlier than usual. "Boys and girls," said Ms. Ribble, "I have some good news for you." "Hooray!" cried the children. "It's time for English class," said Ms. Ribble. "Aww, maaaan," moaned the children.

第二十九章通过催眠改善生活。 里布尔走进教室，显得比平时友好多了。 “孩子们。” 里布尔：“我有好消息要告诉你。” “万岁！”孩子们叫道。 “该上英语课了。” 博尔。“啊，妈妈，”孩子们呻吟着。

"Today," said Ms. Ribble, "I've asked George and Harold to lead the class." "Hooray!" cried the children. "They're going to teach us about creative writing..." said Ms. Ribble. "Aww, maaaan," moaned the children. "...by showing us how to make our own comic books!" said Ms. Ribble. "Hooray!" cried the children. "While they're doing that," said Ms. Ribble, "I'm going to pass out something for you all to work on..." "Aww, maaaan," moaned the children.

“今天，”里布尔女士说，“我让乔治和哈罗德带班。” “万岁！”孩子们叫道。 “他们要教我们创意写作……” 里布尔说。“啊，妈妈，”孩子们呻吟着。 “…教我们如何制作自己的漫画书！” 博尔。“万岁！”孩子们叫道。 “当他们这么做的时候，”她说。 里布尔：“我要分发一些东西给你们大家做……” “啊，妈妈，”孩子们呻吟着。

"...Homemade chocolate chip cookies!" said Ms. Ribble. "Hooray!" cried the children. "This is awesome," said Harold, "but do you think it was right for us to change her personality like we did?" "Sure, why not?" said George. "She's happier. She'll probably live longer!" "You're right," said Harold. "I guess hypnosis is a pretty cool thing sometimes."

“…自制巧克力曲奇！” 博尔。“万岁！”孩子们叫道。 “太棒了，”哈罗德说，“但你觉得我们这样改变她的性格对吗？”“当然可以，为什么不呢？”乔治说。 “她是快乐的。她可能会活得更久！”“你说得对。”哈罗德说。 “我想催眠有时是一件很酷的事情。”

Then again (as we all know) sometimes it isn't. Were these Cookies hard to make? No, dear. They were A SNAP!

然而（我们都知道）有时并非如此。 这些饼干难做吗？ 不,亲爱的。他们是一个快照！

"OH, NO!" screamed Harold. "Here we go again!" screamed George.

“哦，不！”哈罗德尖叫道。 “又来了！”乔治尖叫道。