27. Reverse Reverse Psychology

CHAPTER 27 REVERSE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY "Well, Wedgie Woman," said Captain Underpants. "It's off to jail with you!" "Wait a second," said Harold. "We'll take care of Wedgie Woman. You go back to the school, put some clothes on, then wash your face." "Yeah, bub," said George. "Use plenty of water! We've got work to do." "OK," said Captain Underpants.

“哦，穿短裤的女人，”内裤船长说。 “跟你一起去监狱吧！”“等一下。”哈罗德说。 “我们会照顾好那个女人的。 你回学校去，穿上衣服，然后洗脸。” “是啊，小家伙。”乔治说。“多喝水！”我们还有工作要做。” “好吧，”内裤队长说。

So Captain Underpants did as he was told, and in no time at all he was back to his Kruppy old self. It was now time to transform Wedgie Woman back to her old self, too with some slight modifications. "OK," said Harold, "remember when we hypnotized Ms. Ribble, and she did the opposite of everything we wanted her to do?" "Yeah," said George. "Well, if we want to set things right," Harold continued, "we've got to hypnotize her into doing the opposite of the opposite of what we want." "I'm way ahead of you," said George.

于是，内裤船长照他说的做了，很快，他又变回了原来的那个克虏伯。 现在是时候把她改造回原来的样子了，也要做一些小小的修改。 “好吧，”哈罗德说，“还记得我们催眠哈罗德小姐的时候吗？ 里布尔，而她却完全违背了我们的意愿？”“是啊，”乔治说。 “好吧，如果我们想把事情纠正过来，”哈罗德继续说，“我们就得催眠她，让她做与我们想做的相反的事情。” “我早在你前面了。”乔治说。

So the two boys once again hypnotized their teacher. Only this time, they used reverse reverse psychology on her. "From now on," said George, "you will ALWAYS be known as Wedgie Woman." "You WILL keep all your super powers, too," said Harold. "You WILL NOT go back to teaching fourth grade," said George. "You WILL remember everything that happened in the last two weeks," said Harold.

于是两个男孩又一次催眠了他们的老师。 只不过这次，他们对她使用了逆反心理。 “从现在起，”乔治说，“你将永远被称为‘短裤女人’。” “你会保留你所有的超能力。”哈罗德说。 “你不能再回去教四年级了，”乔治说。 “你会记得过去两周发生的一切。”哈罗德说。

"You WILL NOT change our grades back to normal," said George. "You WILL NOT become the nicest teacher in the history of Jerome Horwitz Elementary School," said Harold. "And you WILL NOT bake fresh chocolate chip cookies for our class every day," said George. "George!" said Harold sternly. "Stop goofing around!" "I can't help it," said George. "You should never hypnotize anybody when you're hungry!" "OK, OK," said Harold. "Let's just snap our fingers and PRAY that this works." SNAP!

“你不能把我们的成绩改回正常。”乔治说。 “你不会成为杰罗姆·霍维茨小学历史上最好的老师。”哈罗德说。 “你也不能每天为我们班烤新鲜的巧克力饼干，”乔治说。 “乔治！”哈罗德严厉地说。 “别胡闹了！”“我没办法，”乔治说。 “你不应该在饿的时候催眠任何人！”“好，好。”哈罗德说。 “让我们打个响指，祈祷这能奏效。” 中计了!