23. The Origin of Captain Underpants

CHAPTER 23 THE ORIGIN OF CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS THE TRUC UNTOLD STORY! By George Beard and HAroLd Hutchins

A far time ago in a Galaxy Long, Long Away... ...There is a planet Called Underpantyworld. Underpantyworld was A peaseful Planet where everybody wore only Underwear. Ha Ha I can see Your Underware. I can see yours, too. Ha, hey, what are you doing under there? Under where? Ha Ha You SAid "underwear" Everybody Liked Wearing Underwear So much that they never got into Fights and they didn't have no wars either. It was Cool.

But one day all of that happiness ended abruptly. The wedgie WARLORDS had arrived!!! Hey, boss, Let's spray that planet with Starch. OK, I hate Those guys! the good People of Underpantyworld got Ascared. So they ran to there leader, "Big daddy, Long Johns." Help US, BIG Daddy Long Johns! OK.

Don't worry. I have a magic AmyouLeT that will protect us from Starch! Yipee! But he Acksid- entelly dropped The maJic Amyoulet. oopsies. It fell into the mouth of his newborn son, "Little Baby Underpants. OH NO He Swallowed it! we're Are Doomed Just then The wedgie WARLoRds sprayed Starch on Underpantyworld.

Big Daddy long Johns and his lovely wife "Princess Pantyhose" knew that there Planet WAS A goner. So They desided to save there baby. So they stretched his underwear real far. Then They let go and shot him into space. Don't Pick Your nose!

Little Baby Underpants Sailed Threw space as his home pLanet crumbled behind him. AW, MAN soon little Baby Un- derpants fell to Earth. Little Baby got adopded by some old guys. my hes So cute LeTS Adop him. O.K. they named him "Captain" After there favorite cereal. Hi "captain" But as the years went by, captain Became very Sad. for some strange reason, he never ever seemed to Fit in. Why do I feel so different?