23. The Origin of Captain Underpants

CHAPTER 23 THE ORIGIN OF CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS THE TRUC UNTOLD STORY! By George Beard and HAroLd Hutchins

第二十三章内裤船长的来历真相不为人知的故事！乔治·比尔德和哈罗德·哈钦斯著

A far time ago in a Galaxy Long, Long Away... ...There is a planet Called Underpantyworld. Underpantyworld was A peaseful Planet where everybody wore only Underwear. Ha Ha I can see Your Underware. I can see yours, too. Ha, hey, what are you doing under there? Under where? Ha Ha You SAid "underwear" Everybody Liked Wearing Underwear So much that they never got into Fights and they didn't have no wars either. It was Cool.

很久很久以前，在一个遥远的星系…… …有个星球叫内裤世界。 内衣世界是一个和平的星球，每个人都只穿内衣。 哈哈，我看到你的内衣了。 我也能看到你的。嘿，你在下面干什么呢？ 在哪里?哈哈，你说“内衣”，每个人都喜欢穿内衣，所以他们从来没有打架，也没有战争。 很酷。

But one day all of that happiness ended abruptly. The wedgie WARLORDS had arrived!!! Hey, boss, Let's spray that planet with Starch. OK, I hate Those guys! the good People of Underpantyworld got Ascared. So they ran to there leader, "Big daddy, Long Johns." Help US, BIG Daddy Long Johns! OK.

但是有一天，所有的幸福戛然而止。 拖鞋军阀来了！！老大，我们给那星球喷点淀粉吧。 好吧，我讨厌那些家伙！内裤世界的好人们受到了惊吓。 于是他们跑到他们的领导那里，“大爸爸，秋裤。” 帮助我们，大佬秋裤！好的。

Don't worry. I have a magic AmyouLeT that will protect us from Starch! Yipee! But he Acksid- entelly dropped The maJic Amyoulet. oopsies. It fell into the mouth of his newborn son, "Little Baby Underpants. OH NO He Swallowed it! we're Are Doomed Just then The wedgie WARLoRds sprayed Starch on Underpantyworld.

别担心。我有一个神奇的AmyouLeT，可以保护我们免受淀粉的侵害！Yipee !但他彻底放弃了《魔法护身符》。 oopsies。它掉进了他刚出生的儿子的嘴里，“小婴儿内裤。” 哦，不，他吞了！就在这时，内裤军阀们在内裤世界上喷洒了淀粉。

Big Daddy long Johns and his lovely wife "Princess Pantyhose" knew that there Planet WAS A goner. So They desided to save there baby. So they stretched his underwear real far. Then They let go and shot him into space. Don't Pick Your nose!

秋裤大爸爸和他可爱的妻子“连裤袜公主”知道他们的星球将不复存在。 所以他们决定拯救这个孩子。 所以他们把他的内裤拉得很长。 然后他们松手，把他射进了太空。 不要挖鼻孔！

Little Baby Underpants Sailed Threw space as his home pLanet crumbled behind him. AW, MAN soon little Baby Un- derpants fell to Earth. Little Baby got adopded by some old guys. my hes So cute LeTS Adop him. O.K. they named him "Captain" After there favorite cereal. Hi "captain" But as the years went by, captain Became very Sad. for some strange reason, he never ever seemed to Fit in. Why do I feel so different?

小内裤宝宝飞向太空，他的家乡星球在他身后崩塌。 啊，男人很快小婴儿内裤掉到了地球上。 小宝贝被几个老人收养了。 他太可爱了，我们收养他吧。 好吧，他们以他最喜欢的麦片命名他为“船长”。 但是随着岁月的流逝，船长变得非常悲伤。 出于某种奇怪的原因，他似乎从来都不合群。 为什么我感觉如此不同？