21. The Woothless Wevenge ofthe Wicked Wedgie Woman

CHAPTER 21 THE WOOTHLESS WEVENGE OF THE WICKED WEDGIE WOMAN Wedgie Woman headed to the center of town to meet up with Robo-George and the Harold 2000. "Well done, my precious robots," said Wedgie Woman affectionately. "What's all this then?" said a policeman who had just arrived on the scene.

"Er—nothing, officer," said Wedgie Woman. "Just the beginning of my TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION!" "Oh, OK," said the cop. "Hey, wait a minute!" But before the police officer could voice his objections, a twisted strand from Wedgie Woman's head shot out and grabbed the cop by the back of his underwear.

The colossal Harold 2000 lifted the officer and hung him from a stop sign. "Owie, WOWIE!" cried the cop. Soon more police officers headed to the scene, but they all met with the same terrible fate as the first policeman.

Before long, every cop in the city was hanging from a street sign. "Call the National Guard!" screamed the Chief of Police. "Call the Army— call the Marines —call a HAIRSTYLIST!"

Soon, the armed forces arrived with a whole fleet of tanks and helicopters. But everybody was afraid to shoot. Wedgie Woman was just too quick. The giant robots stomped around the city as Wedgie Woman barked out her commands. "Everybody on Earth must obey ME!" cried the Wicked Wedgie Woman. "If anybody refuses, they'll get the WEDGE! If anybody tries to stop me, it's WEDGIE TIME! Bow down to me... or WELCOME TO WEDGIEVILLE!"

Soon George and Harold arrived at the scene. They hid in some bushes and watched the terror unfold. "We've got to rescue Captain Underpants," whispered George. "He's the only one who can save the world!" "But how?" whispered Harold. "He's got no super powers left!" "Sure he does!" said George. "Starch doesn't really take away super powers... he just THINKS it does. We've got to change his mind!" "I sure hope we can!" said Harold.