21. The Woothless Wevenge ofthe Wicked Wedgie Woman

CHAPTER 21 THE WOOTHLESS WEVENGE OF THE WICKED WEDGIE WOMAN Wedgie Woman headed to the center of town to meet up with Robo-George and the Harold 2000. "Well done, my precious robots," said Wedgie Woman affectionately. "What's all this then?" said a policeman who had just arrived on the scene.

第21章邪恶女人的无趣复仇女汉子到镇中心去见robogeorge和Harold 2000。 “做得好，我的宝贝机器人，”维吉女人深情地说。 “这是怎么回事？”一个刚到现场的警察问道。

"Er—nothing, officer," said Wedgie Woman. "Just the beginning of my TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION!" "Oh, OK," said the cop. "Hey, wait a minute!" But before the police officer could voice his objections, a twisted strand from Wedgie Woman's head shot out and grabbed the cop by the back of his underwear.

“呃，没什么，警官，”女人说。 “这是我统治世界的开始！”“哦，好吧，”警察说。 “嘿，等一下！”但警察还没来得及表达反对意见，“维吉女人”头上的一根扭曲的丝线就射了出来，抓住了警察的内裤后面。

The colossal Harold 2000 lifted the officer and hung him from a stop sign. "Owie, WOWIE!" cried the cop. Soon more police officers headed to the scene, but they all met with the same terrible fate as the first policeman.

巨大的哈罗德2000把警察抬起来，挂在一个停车标志上。 “哇，哇！”警察叫道。 很快，更多的警察赶到现场，但他们都遭遇了和第一个警察一样的可怕命运。

Before long, every cop in the city was hanging from a street sign. "Call the National Guard!" screamed the Chief of Police. "Call the Army— call the Marines —call a HAIRSTYLIST!"

没过多久，城里的每个警察都被挂在了路牌上。 “叫国民警卫队来！”警察局长尖叫道。 “打电话给陆军——打电话给海军陆战队——打电话给发型师！”

Soon, the armed forces arrived with a whole fleet of tanks and helicopters. But everybody was afraid to shoot. Wedgie Woman was just too quick. The giant robots stomped around the city as Wedgie Woman barked out her commands. "Everybody on Earth must obey ME!" cried the Wicked Wedgie Woman. "If anybody refuses, they'll get the WEDGE! If anybody tries to stop me, it's WEDGIE TIME! Bow down to me... or WELCOME TO WEDGIEVILLE!"

很快，武装部队带着整个坦克和直升机舰队赶到了。 但每个人都不敢开枪。 内裤女太快了。 巨型机器人在城市里跺着脚走来走去，而“维吉女人”咆哮着发出她的命令。 “地球上的每个人都必须服从我！” “如果有人拒绝，他们就会得到楔子！”如果有人想阻止我，那就等着瞧吧！向我鞠躬…… 或者欢迎来到维吉维尔！”

Soon George and Harold arrived at the scene. They hid in some bushes and watched the terror unfold. "We've got to rescue Captain Underpants," whispered George. "He's the only one who can save the world!" "But how?" whispered Harold. "He's got no super powers left!" "Sure he does!" said George. "Starch doesn't really take away super powers... he just THINKS it does. We've got to change his mind!" "I sure hope we can!" said Harold.

不久，乔治和哈罗德赶到了现场。 他们躲在灌木丛中，看着恐怖活动展开。 “我们得去救内裤队长。”乔治小声说。 “他是唯一能拯救世界的人！”“可是怎么做到的？”哈罗德小声说。 “他没有超能力了！”“他当然知道！”乔治说。 “淀粉并不能真正带走超能力…… 他只是觉得有关系。我们得让他改变主意！”“我真希望我们能！”哈罗德说。