内裤超人 · 5 The Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie Woman

19. Tra-La-Luuunatics

CHAPTER 19 TRA-LA-LUUUNATICS Several minutes later, Captain Underpants flew out of Mr. Krupp's office window. As the hero zipped across the sky, he let out a triumphant "Tra-La-Laaaaa!" When Robo-George and the Harold 2000 heard the words "Tra-La-Laaaaa!" they immediately stopped playing kickball. Suddenly, their arms began to extend and their legs stretched toward the sky.

几分钟后,内裤船长飞出了克虏伯先生办公室的窗户。 当英雄划过天空时,他发出了一声胜利的“特拉-拉-拉!”当Robo-George和Harold 2000听到“Tra-La-Laaaaa!”这几个字时,他们立即停止了踢球。 突然,他们的手臂开始伸展,他们的腿伸向天空。

Strange secret compartments in their ever-growing torsos opened up, revealing giant rocket boosters and the latest in advanced aviation technology. Steel panels on their faces and bodies expanded wildly as their complex structures swelled to highly improbable proportions. Suddenly, flames shot out of their retro- thrusters as their bodies rose into the air. In no time at all, two gigantic robots were flying in hot pursuit of the Amazing Captain Underpants.

他们不断增长的身体上奇怪的秘密隔间打开了,露出了巨大的火箭助推器和最新的先进航空技术。 他们脸上和身上的钢板疯狂地膨胀,他们复杂的结构膨胀到极不可能的比例。 突然,当他们的身体上升到空中时,火焰从他们的复古推进器中喷出。 不一会儿,两个巨大的机器人就飞起来,对“神奇内裤队长”穷追不舍。

"George and Harold are in BIG trouble now," said Melvin Sneedly, as he read Rule #7,734 of Mr. Krupp's official school rulebook out loud: "It is against the rules for students to transform into giant flying robots during afternoon recess!"

“乔治和哈罗德现在有大麻烦了,”梅尔文·斯尼利大声朗读着克虏伯先生的学校规章第7734条:“学生在下午课间休息时变成巨大的飞行机器人是违反规定的!”

The real George and Harold, however, had more on their minds at that moment than a few broken rules. They watched the action unfold on a big-screen television that Wedgie Woman's horrible hair had built by combining the spare parts of a fish tank and an electric toothbrush. The colossal robots surrounded Captain Underpants, but surprisingly, the Waistband Warrior looked happy to see them. "George! Harold!" said Captain Underpants. "My, how you boys have grown! And I didn't know you could fly. That's great! Now you can help me fight for Truth, Justice, and all that is Pre-Shrunk and Cottony!"

然而,真正的乔治和哈罗德,在那一刻,他们想的不仅仅是几条违反的规则。 他们在一台大屏幕电视上观看了这一幕,这台大屏幕电视是用一个鱼缸和一把电动牙刷的零件组合而成的。 巨大的机器人包围了内裤队长,但令人惊讶的是,腰带战士看起来很高兴看到他们。 “乔治!哈罗德!”内裤队长说。 “天哪,你们这些孩子都长大了!”我也不知道你会飞。 太好了!现在你可以帮我为真理、正义和所有的预缩和棉花而战了!”

But the gigantic robots didn't respond. Instead, they hovered close to Captain Underpants as their steel chest plates opened up. Suddenly, two extendable robotic arms reached out and began showering Captain Underpants with liquid spray starch. "What—what are you doing?" cried Captain Underpants. "That's SPRAY STARCH! It's the only thing in the world that can take away my super powers!!!"

但是巨大的机器人没有回应。 相反,当他们的钢制胸板打开时,他们在内裤船长附近徘徊。 突然,两只可伸展的机械臂伸出来,开始向“内裤队长”喷洒液体喷雾淀粉。 “你在干什么?”内裤船长叫道。 “那是喷雾淀粉!”这是世界上唯一能带走我超能力的东西!!”

The Waistband Warrior screamed in horror as he began falling through the sky. Robo-George quickly swooped down, grabbed the helpless hero, and hung him by his waistband on a tall pole high above the city streets.

腰带武士惊恐地尖叫着,他开始从空中坠落。 Robo-George迅速俯冲下来,抓住无助的英雄,把他的腰带挂在城市街道上方的一根高杆上。

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