14-2. We Interrupt This Chapter to BringYou This Important Message

CHAPTER 141/2 WE INTERRUPT THIS CHAPTER TO BRING YOU THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE: "Hello, this is Chim-Chim Diaperbrains... er, I mean, this is Ingrid Ashley reporting for Eyewitness News. We have a late-breaking story about a tragic incident that is now occurring in the Pacific Northwest. "Police have just closed down the Li'l Wiseguy Novelty Company in Walla Walla, Washington. Apparently, this company has been selling very dangerous Hypno-Rings. We now take you live, via satellite, to our reporter, Booger Stinkersquirt, er, I mean, Larry Zarrow, with the latest developments."

我们打断这一章，给你一个重要的信息：“你好，我是奇姆·奇姆·尿布脑…… 我是英格丽·阿什利，为您报道“目击者新闻”。 我们有一则最新的新闻关于太平洋西北部正在发生的一场悲剧。 “警方刚刚关闭了华盛顿州沃拉沃拉的Li'l Wiseguy新奇公司。 显然，这家公司一直在销售非常危险的催眠环。 我们现在通过卫星连线我们的记者布格·臭小子，呃，我的意思是拉里·扎罗，为您带来最新进展。”

"Thanks, Chim-Chim," said Larry. "Reports have poured in from all across the country concerning children who have used the 3-D Hypno-Ring on their friends and family with disastrous results. But the most shocking revelation is the effect that the rings seem to have on women. "Apparently, whenever the ring is used to hypnotize a woman, a mental blunder occurs, causing the woman to do the OPPOSITE of what she is being hypnotized to do. "Doctors don't know why the ring causes women to have an OPPOSITE reaction, but they are very concerned. If you or someone you love has purchased a 3-D Hypno-Ring, throw it away at once. And whatever you do, PLEASE DON'T USE IT ON A WOMAN!"

“谢谢你，奇奇，”拉里说。 “全国各地都有报道称，孩子们对朋友和家人使用了3d催眠环，造成了灾难性的后果。 但最令人震惊的发现是戒指对女性的影响。 “显然，每当用戒指催眠女人时，就会出现精神上的失误，导致女人做出与被催眠时相反的事情。 “医生不知道为什么这种戒指会让女性产生相反的反应，但他们非常担心。 如果你或你爱的人买了一个3d催眠戒指，马上扔掉。 不管你做什么，千万不要用在女人身上！”