1. George and Harold

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND THE WRATH OF THE WICKED WEDGie WOMAN THE FIFTH EPIC NOVEL BY DAY PiLKeY FULL COLOR CALDECOTT HONOR ARTIST

《内裤船长和邪恶的穿短裤的女人的愤怒》是戴·皮尔基的第五部史诗小说

Hi everybody. Before you read this story, there's some stuff you need to know. Read this comic book to fill yourself in on the story so far. But remember: This into is TOP-SECRET! So don't let it fall into the wrong hands!

大家好。在你读这个故事之前，有些事情你需要知道。 阅读这本漫画书，让自己了解到目前为止的故事。 但请记住：这是最高机密！所以不要让它落入坏人之手！

The TROUBLE with CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS Now it can BE TOLD!!!!!!!! A informational comic By George and Harold. once upon a time There were Two cool kids named George and Harold. we kick Burt. Me Too. But they had a mean principle named MR. Krupp: Come over Here, Bubs! No way one time George and Harold Hipnotized MR. KRupp with the 3-D HipNO - RiNgTM You will obey our comand. O.K. George and Harold made him think he was A GREAT super Hero Named Captain Underpants. LOOK I'm captain underpants!

内裤船长的麻烦现在可以告诉！！！！！！！！乔治和哈罗德创作的信息漫画。 从前有两个很酷的孩子，分别叫乔治和哈罗德。 我们踢伯特。我也是。但是他们有一个叫做MR的原理。 克虏伯：过来，巴布斯！乔治和哈罗德不可能有一次发现MR。 克虏伯3-D HipNO - RiNgTM您将服从我们的命令。 好吧，乔治和哈罗德让他以为自己是一个名叫“内裤队长”的超级英雄。 看，我是内裤船长！

It was funny at first, But then Mr. Krupp Jumped out the Window. Hey where do you Think YouR going? To fight crime, ok? George and Harold Had to chase After Him So he wouldent get Killed and hurt. Come over Here, Bub! NO WAY: They had many advenchures with Lots of inapropreate Humor. Diapers and Toilets and poop... OH my! Then one day MR. Krupp AskidentelLy drank super Juice. Now He gots super powers. He can fly too!

一开始很有趣，但后来克虏伯先生跳出窗外了。 嘿，你想去哪里？ 打击犯罪，好吗？乔治和哈罗德不得不追赶他，这样他就不会被杀死或受伤。 过来，巴布！不可能：他们有很多冒险，有很多不恰当的幽默。 尿布、厕所和便便…… 噢我的天!有一天，克虏伯先生喝了超级果汁。 现在他有超能力了。他也会飞！

Two things you half to be careful about is: water and finger Snaps. FOR if you snap your fingers by MR. KRupp... ...He turns into captain underpants, TRA-LA LAAAA! And if you PoRe water on CApTain Under- PanTses Head... ...He turns BACK into MR. KRupp. Blah, Blah, BLAH. So... if you see MR. Krupp, don't snap your fingers or you'll Be SORRY. And if you see CA- ptain Underpants, don't pore no water on his head or you'll Be SORRYER!!! REMEMBER-This is TOP-SECRET so don't tell Anybody!!!

有两件事你要小心：水和手指折断。 因为如果你用MR。 克虏伯……他变成了内裤队长，TRA-LA LAAAA！如果你把水喷在裤头船长身上…… …他变回了克虏伯先生。 废话，废话，废话。所以…如果你看到MR。 克虏伯，别打响指，不然你会后悔的。 如果你看到船长内裤，不要在他头上浇水，否则你会后悔的！！记住，这是最高机密，所以不要告诉任何人！！