7. Here, Oh Here

CHAPTER 7 HERE, OH HERE Remember that Poopypants guy I was telling you about back in chapter 2? Well, things hadn't been going too well for him in the past several weeks. Professor Poopypants had come to America to share the Shrinky-Pig 2000 and the Goosy-Grow 4000 with the world. But nobody seemed to want to hear about his inventions. They were all too busy...

第七章这里，哦这里还记得我在第二章跟你们说过的便便裤的家伙吗？ 在过去的几周里，他的情况不太好。 popopypants教授来到美国与世界分享缩水猪2000和鹅成长4000。 但似乎没有人想听他的发明。 他们都太忙了……

...laughing at his silly name. Poor Pippy Poopypants had been laughed out of every major scientific institution in the U.S. He'd been giggled out of Georgetown, howled out of Harvard, yuk-yukked out of Yale, snickered out of Stanford, and chuckled out of Chattanooga State Technical Community College.

…嘲笑他愚蠢的名字。 可怜的Pippy Poopypants被美国各大科学机构嘲笑出局 他从乔治敦大学被咯咯笑着送出，从哈佛大学被嚎叫着送出，从耶鲁大学被咯咯笑着送出，从斯坦福大学被窃笑着送出，从查塔努加州立技术社区学院被窃笑着送出。

Professor Poopypants was running out of money, and there was no place left for him to turn. Then, one day, the professor walked into a New York coffee shop and picked up a newspaper. And like a message from heaven, Pippy P. Poopypants found his answer. "THAT'S IT!" he cried. "I'll become an elementary school science teacher!"

便便鬼教授的钱快花光了，他已经无路可走了。 然后，有一天，教授走进纽约的一家咖啡店，拿起一份报纸。 就像来自天堂的信息，皮皮·P。 便便蚂蚁找到了答案。 “就是这样！”他叫道。“我要成为一名小学科学老师！”

"I'll work really hard, and soon, people will come to respect me and see what a genius I am. Then I can introduce my great inventions to the world!" Pippy Poopypants was certain that the one place people wouldn't laugh at his name was at an elementary school. "Kids are so accepting and loving," he said. "You can always count on the sweetness and innocence of children!"

“我会努力工作，很快，人们就会尊重我，看到我是一个天才。 然后我就可以向世界介绍我的伟大发明了！”皮皮便便裤确信，人们不会嘲笑他名字的地方就是小学。 “孩子们是如此的接纳和爱，”他说。 “你永远可以信赖孩子们的甜蜜和天真！”