6. Bye Bye, Mr. Fyde

CHAPTER 6 BYE-BYE, MR. FYDE The next day, George and Harold's science teacher, Mr. Fyde, knocked on Mr. Krupp's door. "What do you want?" barked Mr. Krupp. "I've—I've come to resign," said Mr. Fyde "I—I just can't take it anymore." "Now hold on, bub," said Mr. Krupp. "Being a teacher is hard work! You can't just quit your job when things aren't—" "You don't understand," said Mr. Fyde. "I think I'm cracking up!" "What do you mean?" asked Mr. Krupp.

第六章再见，费德先生第二天，乔治和哈罗德的科学老师费德先生来敲克虏伯先生的门。 “你想要什么？”克虏伯先生吼道。 “我——我是来辞职的，”费德先生说，“我——我实在受不了了。” “坚持住，伙计，”克虏伯先生说。 “当老师很辛苦！”你不能在事情不——”“你不明白，”费德先生说。 “我想我要崩溃了！”“你是什么意思？”克虏伯先生问。

"Well," said Mr. Fyde. "It all started a few months ago when I had this dream that I got eaten up by a talking toilet. Then I started hearing cats and dogs meowing and growling in the classroom. Then, I imagined that the school got flooded with sticky green goop... and just yesterday, I thought I saw a group of abominable snowmen chasing two boys down the hallway."

“嗯，”费德先生说。“这一切都始于几个月前，当时我做了一个梦，梦见我被一个会说话的马桶吃掉了。 然后我开始听到猫和狗在教室里喵喵叫和咆哮。 然后，我想象学校被黏糊糊的绿色浆糊淹没了…… 就在昨天，我好像看到一群可恶的雪人在走廊上追两个男孩。”

"Now wait just a minute, Morty," said Mr. Krupp. "All of that can be explained." "—And a few days ago," said Mr. Fyde, "I thought I saw a big fat bald guy in his underwear fly out the window." "Holy cow!" said Mr. Krupp. "You ARE crazy!"

“现在等一下，莫蒂，”克虏伯先生说。 “所有这些都可以解释。” “而且几天前，”费德先生说，“我好像看到一个穿着内衣的又大又秃的家伙飞出了窗户。” “天哪！”克虏伯先生说。 “你疯了！”

So Mr. Fyde handed in his resignation, and left Jerome Horwitz Elementary School for the greener pastures of the Piqua Valley Home for the Reality- Challenged. "Now, where am I going to find a new science teacher on such short notice?" said Mr. Krupp. "Where, oh where?"

于是，费德先生递交了辞呈，离开了杰罗姆·霍维茨小学，来到了皮瓜谷“现实挑战之家”的绿色牧场。 “现在，在这么短的时间内，我到哪里去找一个新的科学老师呢？”克虏伯先生说。 “哪里，哦，哪里？”