24. The Chapter Before the Last Chapter

CHAPTER 24 THE CHAPTER BEFORE THE LAST CHAPTER George took Captain Underpants over to the bushes behind the school and ordered him to dress back up like Mr. Krupp. "Let's go, bub," said George. "We haven't got all day!"

Then Harold had some fun with the garden hose. In no time at all, Mr. Krupp was back to his old nasty self again.

Soon the cops showed up to arrest Professor Poopypants. "There's one thing I don't understand," said George to the professor. "Wouldn't it have been smarter to change your own name instead of forcing the rest of the world to change theirs?" "Gosh," said Professor Poopypants, "I never thought of that!"

A few weeks later, George and Harold received a letter from the Piqua State Penitentiary. Dear George and Harold, Sorry about trying to overthrow the would and everything. I've decided to take your advice and change my name to that people won't laugh at me any- more. From now on I'll be going by my grandfather name (on my mothers side). It's such a relief knowing that nobody will ever make fun of my name again. Signed, Tippy Tinkletrousers

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