22. The Twenty-Second Chapter

CHAPTER 22 THE TWENTY-SECOND CHAPTER Professor Poopypants had been defeated, and everybody in the school cheered wildly. They were still small, but at least they got their old names back. "I'm sure glad I don't have a silly name anymore," said Ms. Ribble. "Me, too," said Mr. Rected. "Hooray!" cried George. "Let's all give Captain Underpants a big hand!"

第二十二章便便教授被打败了，全校师生都疯狂地欢呼起来。 他们仍然很小，但至少他们恢复了原来的名字。 “我很高兴我不再有一个愚蠢的名字了，”她说。 博尔。“我也是，”雷克特德先生说。 “万岁！”乔治叫道。“让我们为内裤队长鼓掌！”

Harold was not amused. "Oops...," said George. "Sorry." "That's OK," said Harold. "Just gimme that invention thing so I can zap us back to normal!"

哈罗德不觉得好笑。“哦…乔治说。 “对不起。”“没关系。”哈罗德说。 “把那个发明的东西给我，我好让我们恢复正常！”

Harold held the Goosey-Grow 4000 in his giant hand and zapped George and himself (that is, every part of himself EXCEPT his giant hand). GGGGLLUUZZZZZZZZRRRRRT!

哈罗德用他的大手拿着鹅生长4000，电击了乔治和他自己（也就是说，除了他的大手之外，他自己的每一部分）。 GGGGLLUUZZZZZZZZRRRRRT !

Suddenly, George and Harold were back to their normal sizes again. "Boy," said George, "we sure have tested the limits of science today!" "Yep!" said Harold. "And the limits of our readers' willing suspension of disbelief!" "Er... yyyeah," said George, "that, too!" George and Harold picked up their tiny school and carried it back to where it belonged. George got ready to zap the school with the Goosy-Grow 4000, while Harold prepared to zap Captain Underpants with the Shrinky-Pig 2000. "I sure hope this works," said George. "Me, too," said Harold.

突然，乔治和哈罗德又恢复了正常的身材。 “天哪，”乔治说，“我们今天真是考验了科学的极限！”“对！”哈罗德说。 “以及我们的读者愿意停止怀疑的限度！”“呃…… “是啊，”乔治说，“那个也是！”乔治和哈罗德捡起他们的小学校，把它带回了原来的地方。 乔治准备好了用4000型的“鹅成长”来摧毁整个学校，而哈罗德准备好了用2000型的“缩水猪”来摧毁“内裤队长”。 “我真希望这能起作用，”乔治说。 “我也是。”哈罗德说。