20. X-tra, X-tra, X-tra, X-tra,X-tra, X-tra,X-tra,X-tra, X-traLarge Underpants

CHAPTER 20 X-TRA, X-TRA, X-TRA, X-TRA, X-TRA, X-TRA, X-TRA, X-TRA, X-TRA LARGE UNDERPANTS Fluffy and Cheeseball landed safely in an abandoned alley. "We've got to enlarge Captain Underpants so he can fight Professor Poopypants," said Fluffy. "The fate of the entire planet is in our hands!" "But how can we enlarge him if we can't even see him?" asked Cheeseball. "Good question," said Fluffy.

"Wait," said Cheeseball. "I've got an idea." He called out as loud as he could: "Captain Underpants! We can't see you, but if you can hear us, fly over and land on my finger. We have a machine that can make you big again." The boys waited a few seconds. "Look, Fluffy!" said Cheeseball. "There he is! See? He's that little tiny speck on my finger. Now just aim the machine at that little speck... but don't zap my finger, OK?" "Don't worry," said Fluffy. "I'm a great shot with this thing. I won't zap your..."

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"...OOPS! Sorry."

The good news was that Captain Underpants had grown larger and was now visible. The bad news was, well, let's just say that Cheeseball was going to have an awful hard time picking his nose with his right hand from now on. Fluffy gave Captain Underpants a few more shots from the Goosy-Grow 4000. The Waistband Warrior grew and grew and grew until he was ten stories high.

Finally, the colossal captain headed toward the preposterous professor. A showdown was about to begin. The little boy from chapter 13 happened to be walking by with his mother again. He looked up and saw a giant man in his underwear getting ready to fight a huge robot in the middle of the city. "Mommy?" said the little boy. "What?" asked his mother. "Umm... never mind," said the boy.