15. The Name Change-0-Chart 2000

CHAPTER 15 THE NAME CHANGE-O-CHART 2000 Professor Poopypants spent several minutes jotting down a complex code on the three giant billboards. George and Harold, along with nearly a thousand of their fellow shrunken students, watched the mad professor from the terrifying clutch of his giant robotic hand.

第十五章名称变更图表2000年便便教授花了几分钟在三块巨大的广告牌上草草写下了一个复杂的代码。 乔治和哈罗德，以及将近一千名缩成一团的同学，从疯狂的教授那只巨大的机械手可怕的手中注视着他。

"What is that crazy guy up to?" asked Mr. Krupp from his office window. "I'LL TELL YOU," shouted Pippy Poopypants. "Everybody on the planet must now change their normal names into silly names using these three charts! Anyone who refuses will get SHRUNK!" "How do the charts work?" asked Mr. Krupp. "It's easy," said Professor Poopypants. "What's your first name?"

“那个疯子想干什么？”克虏伯先生从他办公室的窗户问。 “我告诉你，”皮皮便便裤喊道。 “地球上的每个人现在都必须用这三个图表把他们正常的名字改成愚蠢的名字！”任何拒绝的人都会被缩小！”“图表是怎么工作的？”克虏伯问道。 “很简单。”便便教授说。 “你叫什么名字？”

"Er... I'm not telling," said Mr. Krupp. "WHAT IS YOUR FIRST NAME?!!?" shouted Professor Poopypants. "Alright, alright," said Mr. Krupp. "It's, uh... Benny." All of the children giggled. "So the first letter of your first name is B," said Pippy. "Now look at the first chart and find the letter B."

“呃……我不会说的，”克虏伯说。 “你叫什么名字？！！？”便便裤教授喊道。 “好吧，好吧，”克虏伯先生说。 “这是,呃…本尼。”所有的孩子都咯咯地笑。 “所以你名字的第一个字母是B，”皮皮说。 “现在看第一张图表，找出字母b。”

Mr. Krupp looked at the chart. "It says, 'B= Lumpy,'" he whined. "Good!" said Professor Poopypants. "Your NEW first name is 'LUMPY!"' All of the children laughed. "Lumpy Krupp?!!?" moaned Mr. Krupp. "I don't want to be called 'Lumpy Krupp."'

克虏伯先生看了看图表。 “上面写着‘B=肿块’，”他抱怨道。 “太好了！”便便裤教授说。 “你的新名字是‘疙瘩’！”所有的孩子都笑了。 “疙瘩克虏伯？！！？”克虏伯先生呻吟道。 “我不想被称为‘疙瘩克虏伯’。”

"You won't!" laughed Professor Poopypants. "Because you have to change your last name, too!" "Uh-oh," said Mr. Krupp. "Your last name is 'Krupp,"' said the professor, "which starts with a K and ends with a P. Now find the letter K on the second chart, and the letter P on the third chart."

“你不会的！”便便裤教授笑着说。 “因为你也要改你的姓！”“哦哦，”克虏伯先生说。 “你姓克虏伯，”教授说，“以K开头，以P结尾。 现在在第二张图上找到字母K，在第三张图上找到字母P。”

Mr. Krupp looked at the two charts. "It says, 'K= Potty' and 'P= biscuits.'" "Wonderful!" shouted the professor. "Your new last name is 'Pottybiscuits."' "Oh, no!" groaned the principal. "My new name is 'Lumpy Pottybiscuits!"' The children all howled with laughter.

克虏伯先生看了看这两张图表。 “上面写着，‘K=便盆’和‘P=饼干’。“太好了！”教授喊道。 “你的新姓是‘波蒂饼干’。”“哦，不！”校长呻吟道。 “我的新名字是‘大粪饼干’！”孩子们都放声大笑。