14. The Perilous Plot

CHAPTER 14 THE PERILOUS PLOT Professor Poopypants reached down and picked up the tiny school with his giant robotic hand. Everyone screamed in horror.

第十四章危险的阴谋屎蛋教授伸出他那只巨大的机械手，把那只小小的学校捡了起来。 每个人都惊恐地尖叫起来。

In no time at all, Eyewitness Newswoman Ingrid Ashley was on the scene. "What do you want from us?" shouted reporter Ashley. "I want... a pencil!" screamed Professor Poopypants. "A pencil?!!?" asked Reporter Ashley. "Here—take mine." She tossed a yellow #2 pencil toward the giant robot. Professor Poopypants reached down with his giant robot arm, picked up the Goosy-Grow 4000, and aimed it at the pencil.

目击者女记者英格丽·阿什利很快就来到了现场。 “你想从我们这里得到什么？”记者阿什利喊道。 “我想要……一只铅笔！”便便裤教授尖叫道。 “铅笔？！！？”记者阿什利问道。 “你拿我的。”她把一支黄色的2号铅笔扔向巨大的机器人。 便便教授伸出他巨大的机械手臂，拿起Goosy-Grow 4000，对准那支铅笔。

GGGGLLUUZZZZZZZZRRRRRT! The pencil grew to the size of a tree trunk, and Professor Poopypants grabbed it. "Follow me," he said.

GGGGLLUUZZZZZZZZRRRRRT !铅笔长得像树干那么大，便便鼠教授一把抓住了它。 “跟我来，”他说。

The giant robot led the news crew to the center of downtown Piqua. There, he found three large white billboards. He put down the Shrinky-Pig 2000 and the Goosy-Grow 4000, and began writing on the billboards with his giant pencil.

这个巨大的机器人带领新闻摄制组来到皮夸市中心。 在那里，他发现了三个巨大的白色广告牌。 他放下了缩水猪2000和鹅成长4000，开始用他的大铅笔在广告牌上写字。