13. Honey,I Shrunk the School

CHAPTER 13 HONEY, I SHRUNK THE SCHOOL Professor Poopypants opened the storage closet in his classroom and took out the Shrinky-Pig 2000 and the Goosy-Grow 4000. He also grabbed the empty Gerbil Jogger 2000 and stumbled outside with his inventions. The crazed professor giggled wildly to himself as he aimed the Goosy-Grow 4000 at the Gerbil Jogger 2000. GGGGLLUUZZZZZZZZRRRRRT!

第十三章亲爱的，我缩小了学校便便教授打开了教室的储物柜，拿出了缩水猪2000和肥鹅4000。 他还拿起空的沙比尔慢跑者2000，带着他的发明跌跌撞撞地走到外面。 这位疯狂的教授一边把“鹅长4000”瞄准“沙鼠慢跑者2000”，一边疯狂地咯咯笑着。 GGGGLLUUZZZZZZZZRRRRRT !

Suddenly, the Gerbil Jogger 2000 grew ten stories high. Professor Poopypants began his long climb up the side of the giant Gerbil Jogger 2000. It took almost an hour, but eventually he reached the huge glass dome at the top and squeezed his way inside.

突然，沙鼠慢跑者2000长出了十层楼高。 Poopypants教授开始爬上巨大的沙鼠慢跑者2000。 他花了将近一个小时，终于到达了巨大的玻璃圆顶，挤了进去。

"Mommy?" said a little boy who was walking by with his mother. "A little old man just crawled into a giant robot suit and is about to take over a school!" "Oh, for heaven's sake!" said his mother. "Where do you come up with this nonsense?!!? Next you'll be telling me that a giant man in his underwear is fighting the huge robot in the middle of the city!"

“妈妈？”一个和妈妈一起走过的小男孩说。 “一个小老头刚刚爬进了一套巨大的机器人服，准备占领一所学校！”“哦，看在上帝的份上！”他的母亲说。 “你从哪儿想出来这些胡说八道的？！！ ！？” 接下来你会告诉我一个穿着内衣的巨人在城市中心和一个巨大的机器人战斗！”

Professor Poopypants was now in control of the colossal Gerbil Jogger 2000. He reached down with its mighty arm, picked up the Shrinky-Pig 2000, and aimed it at the school. BLLLLLLZZZZRRRRK!

便便教授现在控制着巨大的沙鼠慢跑者2000。 他伸出它有力的手臂，拿起缩水猪2000，对准学校。 BLLLLLLZZZZRRRRK !

Just then, George and Harold looked out the window. "Hey," said George, "isn't that the gerbil robot thingy?" "Yeah," said Harold. "Why is it so big?" "I don't know," said George, "but it's getting bigger by the second!"

就在这时，乔治和哈罗德向窗外望去。 “嘿，”乔治说，“那不是那个沙鼠机器人吗？”“是啊。”哈罗德说。 “它为什么这么大？”“我不知道，”乔治说，“但它一秒比一秒大！”

"Um...," said Harold, "I don't think it's getting bigger... I think WE'RE getting smaller!"

“嗯……哈罗德说，“我觉得它不会变大…… 我觉得我们越来越小了！”