13. Honey,I Shrunk the School

CHAPTER 13 HONEY, I SHRUNK THE SCHOOL Professor Poopypants opened the storage closet in his classroom and took out the Shrinky-Pig 2000 and the Goosy-Grow 4000. He also grabbed the empty Gerbil Jogger 2000 and stumbled outside with his inventions. The crazed professor giggled wildly to himself as he aimed the Goosy-Grow 4000 at the Gerbil Jogger 2000. GGGGLLUUZZZZZZZZRRRRRT!

Suddenly, the Gerbil Jogger 2000 grew ten stories high. Professor Poopypants began his long climb up the side of the giant Gerbil Jogger 2000. It took almost an hour, but eventually he reached the huge glass dome at the top and squeezed his way inside.

"Mommy?" said a little boy who was walking by with his mother. "A little old man just crawled into a giant robot suit and is about to take over a school!" "Oh, for heaven's sake!" said his mother. "Where do you come up with this nonsense?!!? Next you'll be telling me that a giant man in his underwear is fighting the huge robot in the middle of the city!"

Professor Poopypants was now in control of the colossal Gerbil Jogger 2000. He reached down with its mighty arm, picked up the Shrinky-Pig 2000, and aimed it at the school. BLLLLLLZZZZRRRRK!

Just then, George and Harold looked out the window. "Hey," said George, "isn't that the gerbil robot thingy?" "Yeah," said Harold. "Why is it so big?" "I don't know," said George, "but it's getting bigger by the second!"

"Um...," said Harold, "I don't think it's getting bigger... I think WE'RE getting smaller!"