11. Captain Underpants and thePied Pooper of Piqua

CHAPTER 11 CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND THE PIED POOPER OF PIQUA By GeorGe BeArd and Harold Hutchins

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS And The PIED POOPER OF PIQUA Story By George Beard • Pictures by Harold Hutchins Onse upon a Time in The city of PIQUA, OHIO, there was A sciense Teacher Whose name was Pippy Poopypants my middel name is Pee - Pee. Everybody laffed at his funny name. This made Pippy MAD! I'll Show them! So He Bilt An Army of Grible Jogger Two Thousands. He put A Girbles in each one But He couldn't make Them do Any Evil stuff. RATS!

Then he thought of a evil plan! BuT of corse! He made A bunch of Little Headphones And put them on the gerbils. Soon, professor poopypantses Army of GirbEL JoGGer Two Thousends were off on a evil RAmpAGe. They All HeAded straight for the school! Help! The Girble Jogger Two thousends broke in the Caffateria. They Just Knocked over some cupcakes and how there Attacking the gym teacher! Quick... Somebody SAve the cupcakes!

Professer Poopypants and his evil Army Rounded up ALL The children. Follow me! This Looks Like A JoB for... CAPTAin UNDERPANTS! what seems to Be the problem? I'm TaKing These kid's To be my captives And just who Do You Think You Are? I'm Professer POOPYPAnts

Professor PoopypAntS WAS really mAd. So He pressed A Button on his bowtie... ...And His BowTie Transformed him... ...inTo... ...A... ...GIAnt... ...CYBORG!!! They had A big Fight! BUT CApTAin UNderpAnTs WAS faster than A speeding WAISTBAND....

...MORE POWERFUL Than Boxer Shorts... ...And Abel to Leap tall buildings without Getting A wedgie! TRA- LA- LAAA! Professor poopyants chased our Hero TO A AUTO JUNKYARD. I've GOT you Now, Waistband warrior! Now I'm Gunna Crush YOU! CAPTAIN UnderpanTS Pressed a button on his "UTILITY WAISTBAND". And out popped The Tiny Toilet of Truth. CApTAin UNderpAntS Aimed The Tiny To: Let of Truth AT Robo-Pippy.