11. Captain Underpants and thePied Pooper of Piqua

CHAPTER 11 CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND THE PIED POOPER OF PIQUA By GeorGe BeArd and Harold Hutchins

第十一章内裤船长和皮库的花衣狗作者：乔治·比尔德和哈罗德·哈钦斯

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS And The PIED POOPER OF PIQUA Story By George Beard • Pictures by Harold Hutchins Onse upon a Time in The city of PIQUA, OHIO, there was A sciense Teacher Whose name was Pippy Poopypants my middel name is Pee - Pee. Everybody laffed at his funny name. This made Pippy MAD! I'll Show them! So He Bilt An Army of Grible Jogger Two Thousands. He put A Girbles in each one But He couldn't make Them do Any Evil stuff. RATS!

从前在俄亥俄州的PIQUA市，有一位科学老师，他的名字叫Pippy Poopypants，我的中间名是Pee - Pee。 每个人都嘲笑他那滑稽的名字。 这让皮皮很生气！我要让他们看看！于是他组建了一支格里布尔的军队，两千名慢跑者。 他给每个人都放了一个吉伯，但他不能让他们做任何邪恶的事情。 老鼠!

Then he thought of a evil plan! BuT of corse! He made A bunch of Little Headphones And put them on the gerbils. Soon, professor poopypantses Army of GirbEL JoGGer Two Thousends were off on a evil RAmpAGe. They All HeAded straight for the school! Help! The Girble Jogger Two thousends broke in the Caffateria. They Just Knocked over some cupcakes and how there Attacking the gym teacher! Quick... Somebody SAve the cupcakes!

然后他想到了一个邪恶的计划！当然！他做了一堆小耳机把它们戴在沙鼠身上。 很快，便便裤教授的女孩军团和慢跑者2000开始了一场邪恶的狂暴。 他们都直奔学校去了！的帮助!千千万万的人闯入了卡法特里亚。 他们只是打翻了一些纸杯蛋糕，怎么在那里攻击体育老师！快…… 谁来救救小蛋糕！

Professer Poopypants and his evil Army Rounded up ALL The children. Follow me! This Looks Like A JoB for... CAPTAin UNDERPANTS! what seems to Be the problem? I'm TaKing These kid's To be my captives And just who Do You Think You Are? I'm Professer POOPYPAnts

便便教授和他的邪恶军队围捕了所有的孩子。 跟我来!这看起来像是… 队长内裤!有什么问题吗？ 我要把这些孩子当作我的俘虏你以为你是谁？ 我是便便裤教授

Professor PoopypAntS WAS really mAd. So He pressed A Button on his bowtie... ...And His BowTie Transformed him... ...inTo... ...A... ...GIAnt... ...CYBORG!!! They had A big Fight! BUT CApTAin UNderpAnTs WAS faster than A speeding WAISTBAND....

便便教授真的很生气。 于是他按下领结上的按钮… ．．．他的领结改变了他… 变成... ...一个... ...巨人… …CYBORG ! !他们大吵了一架！但是内裤队长比超速的腰带还快....

...MORE POWERFUL Than Boxer Shorts... ...And Abel to Leap tall buildings without Getting A wedgie! TRA- LA- LAAA! Professor poopyants chased our Hero TO A AUTO JUNKYARD. I've GOT you Now, Waistband warrior! Now I'm Gunna Crush YOU! CAPTAIN UnderpanTS Pressed a button on his "UTILITY WAISTBAND". And out popped The Tiny Toilet of Truth. CApTAin UNderpAntS Aimed The Tiny To: Let of Truth AT Robo-Pippy.

．．．比平角短裤更有力量…… ．．．和亚伯一起跳过高楼而不穿短裤！啦啦啦！教授poopyants追我们的英雄到一个汽车垃圾场。 我抓住你了，腰带武士！现在我要碾碎你！内裤队长按下了他的“实用腰带”上的一个按钮。 于是《真相小马桶》就出来了。 “内裤队长”瞄准了机器人皮皮。