1. George and Harold

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND THE PERILOUS PLOT OF PROFESSOR POOPYPANTS

内裤船长和屎裤教授的危险阴谋

In our last three adventures, we tried to save our crazy principal from disaster. He thought he was a real superhero — but he wasn't! We didn't think things could get any worse — but they did!

在我们最近的三次冒险中，我们试图把我们的疯狂校长从灾难中拯救出来。 他以为自己是一个真正的超级英雄——但他不是！我们认为事情不会变得更糟了，但事实却如此！

ALL New THE TOP-SECRET TRUTH ABOUT CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS Once upon A time There were Two cool Kids Named George and Harold we Are Awe- Some Me Too. they had a mean old Principle named MR. Krupp. Blah Blah Blah! Mr. Krupp was very mean to George and Harold. Blah Blah Blah So They Bought The 3-D Hypho Ring. They used it to Hypnotizse Mr. Krupp. You will Obey us Okey Dokey

从前，有两个很酷的孩子，名叫乔治和哈罗德，我们都很敬畏——有些我也是。 他们有一个叫MR的老校长。 克虏伯。废话连篇！克虏伯先生对乔治和哈罗德很刻薄。 所以他们买了3d连字符戒指。 他们用它来催眠克虏伯先生。 你要听我们的话，好吧

But They Made A Terible Misteak. You are now Captain underpants. O.K. HA. HA Hey! come back MR. KRUPP! MR. KRUPP Thought he really WAS CAPTAIN underpants... But he didn't have Any Super powers. Stop You big dummy They had a lot OF advenchers. One time they even got attacked By A U.F.O.!!! UH-OH! They ALL got Took into the spaceship... And George stole some ALien "Super Power Juice." Then Mr. Krupp got Eaten by A big evil Dandylion. You Had to be there. So George gave him some "Super Power Juice"

但是他们犯了一个严重的错误。 你现在是内裤船长了。 还好哈。哈嘿!回来先生。 克虏伯!克虏伯先生以为他真的是内裤船长…… 但他没有任何超能力。 停下，你个大笨蛋，他们有很多先行者。 有一次他们甚至被不明飞行物袭击了！！啊哦!他们都被带进了飞船… 乔治还偷了外星人的“超能力果汁” 然后克虏伯先生被一只邪恶的蒲公英吃掉了。 你必须在场。所以乔治给了他一些“超能力果汁”

Then he got super Powers! Now captain underpants Has Amazing strength He can even FLY too. Holy COW The only way George And Harold can Stop Captain Underpants from causing trouble is by poring water on His head... ...This MAKES him Turn back into Mr. Krupp. Hey, BUB But Beware: Because whenever Mr. Krupp Hears somebody snap there fingers... He turns back into "You-know-who". OH, NO! Here we Go Again TRA-LA-LAAAAA!!!

然后他有了超能力！现在内裤船长有惊人的力量，他甚至还能飞。 天哪，乔治和哈罗德能阻止内裤队长制造麻烦的唯一方法就是往他头上泼水… …这会让他变回克虏伯先生。 嘿，BUB但要注意：因为每当克虏伯先生听到有人打响指… 他变回了“神秘人”。 哦,不!我们又来了！！